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Boston, MA
Joined May 2010
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#BREAKING: Canada has unveiled a new design to the Canadian Passport. It will be rolled out this summer. It’s not red.
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DISGUSTING gross horrible infuriating predatory revolting SICKENINGGGGG. i hate it
whats a ship that pissed you off really badly , im curious to know
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Why was the bear a good cook? Because there is a B in Bear and B in breakfast
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why a chikens are crazy. BECASE IT EAT LOT OF SEEDS
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What did the Dinosaur say? Shut up
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Q: Name a planet that starts with the letter W. A: Wohio. I tricked you: I added W to Ohio. Ohio doesn’t start with W.
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10,000 ft in the air at least
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Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to hide their blue checkmarks to avoid the shame boingboing.net/2023/03/23/tw…
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Why do ducks wear socks? Because they’re nervous
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Jamie Lee Curtis wonders why artists don’t have concerts during the day rather than night: “Why are there no matinees? I'm not gonna go see Coldplay if they start their show at 9 and there's an opening act. I want to hear Coldplay at 1 PM.”
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Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site. Journalists covering the story have been arrested. What the HELL is going on?
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On the left, Republican Senator Mike Lee feigns outrage during the State of the Union when President Biden suggests that some Republicans want to cut Social Security and Medicare. On the right, Mike Lee says he wants to get rid of Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.
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Replying to @InternetH0F
them with the mangos
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how have I never heard about this war clouds comment
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joseph smith describing the telestial kingdom:
Hot girls are living lives that are so good that you’d kill yourself if you fully understood it
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Two, four, six, eight. Who do we appreciate? Lunch!
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Very seldom does an artist have an album that has no skips on it… for Me, Harry Styles has 3 no skips albums.
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I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help
As an adult, don’t ask your friends to help you move. Hire movers, save a friendship.
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Moving the Salt Lake Bees to the suburbs is terrible, out of touch and will make the experience of going to games exponentially worse. The Millers are destroying the heart of a neighborhood that was set to be heavily revitalized soon. Shame on them. ksl.com/article/50559255/sal…
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