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a small painting goblin w/ 7 HP who drops 3 copper when defeated 🥺 he/him. IG: @snuuurch

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2015
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Cats are so good. There’s just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don’t speak the same language! We’re best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn’t know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!
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Howard Brown Health staff is essential, not disposable! Protect patient care, say NO to layoffs! Swipe through for more information.
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To be visibly Queer is to choose your happiness over your safety.
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I stay here for the bird content tbh
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If you are out of ideas, go for a walk. This paper found walking (whether outdoors or a treadmill) increased key types of creative thinking for over 80% of undergraduates. The reasons are not fully clear, but there seem to be direct effects on the brain. apa.org/pubs/journals/releas…
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one day I will wake up and open twitter and everyone will be gone and I will put my phone down and immediately go paint the most beautiful and significant oil painting in the history of human art
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well i am scalped
Queer people love a green velvet sofa
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The real gag would be if Twitter actually dies and LizaMinnelliOutlives can’t tweet about it
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I’m never less productive than when I have an unbelievable amount of work to do, but none of it has yet crossed the threshold of last-minute panic.
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eating animals that live inside shells is at best dubious behavior
what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion
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your oyster looking up at you from it's lil one bedroom condo
elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas
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why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free??? i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified
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