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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, SOAPERS!
I am thrilled to introduce you to the incredibly talented cast of voice actors who will perform in my upcoming experimental RPGMaker horror game, Can You Pick Me Up From SoapCon? (coming October 2026)
Click here!🧵
SoapCon promo art done by myself.
Showed this video to my coworker today and said "Look, you can make a squishy toy out of a bar of soap!". They replied "I'm going to make a squishy toy out of your bloated corpse". Can't help but feel like the work environment at Soap Of The Day is a little hostile.
The concept of original sin is seriously pissing me off. Oh yeah, your life sucks and you have to work instead of frolicking in paradise because two dipshits got baited into eating an Apple🍎 by Satan from soon-to-be Hell. What do I have to do with this? How is that my problem?
Why can't I drive? See, multiple of my prophetic dreams imply that I indeed am God and thus I'll be able to use my powers in due time. Investing in a driver's license and a car seems counterproductive considering I will just fly through air soon. Godhood doesn't give you money.
👇This little mouse🐭 climbed the moon🌘 thinking it was made of cheese🧀! Silly mouse. The moon is an incredibly hostile entity. Once you bite into its flesh, you'll be swallowed whole. The world will forget you ever existed.
My memory of the little mouse is already fading.
You might have fixed this broken soap, but the scar will forever remain. It will never forget what you've done.
Now continue using it. Use it to your heart's content until there's nothing left for you to exploit! Isn't that its only purpose?
I've got connections you could never even dream of. Both in heaven and in hell, purgatory too. Ruthless networking sessions in the afterlife paid off, now all of them are on speed dial, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. We're mutuals on LinkedIn. So don't mess with me
Many are not aware, but this is legal. We all gained unlimited free will after consuming the forbidden fruit. You can do this if you feel like it.
I'd hate to be the bearer of unfortunate news, but all of us got life tomorrow. We all must continue living and never give up. We have to live no matter what
💡Inspiring! Life hack alert! This brave young lady saves up to $7 a year by using a bar of soap to brush her teeth! Why? I've been saying this: soap is all you need to not only live an enriching life, but als,o a sustainable one. 🧼And honestly? That,s soap
Not many know this, but I have incredible, time and space bending powers. As a psychonaut, I explore them while dreaming so as not to permanently alter reality. I also experience prophetic lucid dreams. I tried contacting several research centers but they don't really care.
our first Soap Of The Day is a vintage baby soap from 1926 that I saved five years ago. Today I reminisced upon the good ole creepy baby. To my utter horror, I noticed what had been engraved on its forehead this entire time.
"Kirk".
July 1926... almost 100 years later, he...
We are beyond lucky to be alive to witness terrible AI videos of how soap is made. This reel has 38 million views and every single comment is a string of random numbers, letters or emojis. There's also a guy called Jerry who claims to be God.
Soap Of The Day is forever. I plan on posting soaps until the very end of the world, when Earth becomes uninhabitable. So in about 5 years
Sorry, doctors. I don't believe in "brain damage". It's a made-up diagnosis to make regular people feel crazy and/or stupid. I was dropped on my head as a baby (thrice) and I'm a normal, well-adjusted individual. I'm completely harmless and can be released from my enclosure
