Let me help! Of those three key aspects of his "career" (whatever that was), two of them involve making false claims while knowing they are false, aka: lying. The third isn't even an action, it's a trait, which then encourages actions. So... case closed.

Look, I have nothing but sympathy for homeless fae; but I wish they would stop leaving their used bubble paraphernalia scattered around the local park. Please, once you've had your bubble fix, please discard your vials and plastic loops in an appropriate manner.

If you see this, post yourself as a villain. xitter.cf/UrsulaV/status/1664044…

Tonttu creeping on the neighbors' holiday cookout.

Sunday is Mothra's Day, so remember to buy your favorite Mothra some flowers.

I've started the process of converting most of our turf lawn to native grasses, and the tall grass prairie seed I ordered came in a plastic weave grain bag with an old-school stitch closure. I had forgotten just how satisfying this was to my childhood self.

Alas, I WISH I was unemployed in Greenland; but I am unemployed in America. For the first time in 17.5 years I find myself with a lot more free time than I think is healthy. So, if anyone knows anyone looking for a High-level B2C Knowledge Manager / Product Enablement sort...

/imagine Muppet MacBeth Because, obviously...