relatable twts • self centered.

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Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.
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Women find out everything it really be no point of lying 😂💯
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The worst position you can be in is to be at the mercy of someone that doesn't mean well for you💔
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Larry explaining to Shanks how Enzo’s relationship ended, while asking him to advise Enzo 🤣🤣🤣 This matter don turn relationship counselling session 😂💔
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i’d rather be financially secure and unknown than look successful and be struggling behind closed doors.
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I don’t like the concept of being always reachable.
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i want someone to want me.
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What's that thing you'll do if X literally fail you ?
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“May you never be poor that the only thing you have is money” Omo una dey talk o
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a woman can have sex, sleep with many men, explore her sexual fantasies, want a threesome, use drugs, drink, flirt, wear revealing clothes, or simply love sex and still have the absolute right to say no to any person, at any time. CONSENT IS CONSENT.
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Normalize keeping the same car and phone until they actually stop working.
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it's a strange feeling when something you've wanted for so long finally happens, and instead of feeling excited, you just sit there tryna process it.
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Stress in private, complain on twitter, happy in public.
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guys i just found out that cats dream and WE ARE (probably) IN THEIR DREAMS!!! because we’re in their memories!!!! WE ARE THEIR WORLDS 
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In 2013, there were only 2 of them. Fast-forward to 2026, and now there are 11. 🥹❤️ Start a family early so you can grow old together and enjoy more beautiful years with the people you love. 🫶🏽
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True. The hardest decisions are usually the ones that protect your peace by forcing you to disappoint people who only want access to your life, not responsibility for it.
A peaceful life requires difficult decisions.
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Personally I think we should be dropping cold cases in front of a bunch of late-diagnosed autistics and see how many they solve based on pattern recognition alone
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Just on my Daybreak subscription I get daily quotes to get my day started. You guys know how much I love inspiration and my food recipes . Even top celebrity news is being shared to me just with this single service on my MTNapp. Sport activities are not even left out. You can easily get yours on MTNPlay by using the mobile app or the quick link via Play.mtn.ng #MTNPlay
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you know you're cooked when you see your own boss applying for jobs on linkedin
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TikTok be having me in my room, rubbing my feet together, SCREAMING 😭😭😭 that app really a good time man
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this year has been the perfect mix of me going crazy and having the time of my life.
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