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Ballon d’or wey dem supposed carry give my EX as best player, dem carry am give Harry Ekene. FIFA no real at all
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You are nothing but a ruminant animal that regurgitates and chews the cud. Ayra Star no lie mhen.
Am I the only one that can do this? If I eat a food about one hour ago I can still bring back the food to my mouth from my stomach.
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Why are some men SO obsessed with c0mming inside? 😭😭 Does it actually feel that different, or is it just the thought of it that turns them on? 👀
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Is she a keeper or goner?
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Why will a man with full beards be eating indomie for God sake
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They booked an international flight for you and got you your visa. You reached the destination and you're calling us that the man said you should sleep. And you are telling us you can't cos tiy don't want to cheat on your bf. You know you had a bf and you followed the man? We
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LATEST UPDATE ⏰🔥 3,000 Tickets for Hallelujah Challenge Festival will be out by 2:15AM (WAT) for those who are in Lagos, Nigeria. The Lord Reigns 👑 #HallelujahChallenge
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If you're dating a someone in the same neighborhood/compound and their rent expires, will you allow them to move in with you!!!!
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This smoked fish (Eja kika) makes stew taste so good, but why does the skin look like snake skin? I love the taste, but that skin scares me abeg.
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What’s the most ridiculous excuse someone has ever given you with a straight face? 😭😂
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Any achievement they need to measure in that industry, only one name comes up as a Yardstick The relevance for any milestone starts with only one name. The attachment to a particular act of greatness only strive when one name is mentioned. Nothing can be called Success without comparing or mentioning Wizkid's name to it. He's the pace setter. He's the Yardstick. He's the Greatest Ever.
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Dating a Chinese girl>>>
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Nothing’s faster than a toddler’s hands.
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No one talks about the pain women experience when they get married and realize that their favorite ex is now doing better financially than the man they married.🥹
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This scene is too much to handle 😭💔🎬
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Trust women at your own peril
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Germany is okay🫠
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Name a fictional family dynamic so sick, twisted, and straight-up illegal that it makes you want to call the FBI yourself.
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When i say Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer compared to Messi folks will be crying, when it comes to the game on field Cristiano will always outshine him. Just watch, he even gave Messi defending Lol, meanwhile Cristiano is better in that regard, the rest is spot on.
This is why Cristiano is very strong mentally, look at him and Lewandoski just one robbery and they both folded, Messi had 4 Balon d'or with Cristiano having just 1. My didn't whine, he braced up made it 5-5, Messi had to cry out that it hurts. Before FIFA came in again, and they are just lucky that age is no longer on his side even with all their robberies.
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What I need rn
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May God never allow us to experience: 🙏 - Success without good health. - Wealth without peace. - Marriage without happiness. - Friendships without loyalty. - Long life without purpose. - A beautiful home without love. May our blessings come with the peace to enjoy them. ❤️
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