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lany

@softzeppelin

professional normal person and real life nervous wreck

 they/them❤️27❤️cancer
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Joined December 2014
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Michèle Mercier in Angélique (1964)
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ؘ@filmnjzOct 28
Fantastic Planet (1973) dir. René Laloux
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white people be like the office got me through my labradoodle’s eczema battle
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The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I don’t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
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leaked sexiest man alive cover!
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“let’s go smoke”
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fawn@fawnncelOct 28
why do i have to go to sleep every night like i didnt just do that yesterday
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2 hours in the car with friend that has vape
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Blood and Black Lace (1964) dir. Mario Bava
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i don’t Tinkle, i Piss. Hard.
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^_^@dllstteOct 26
can i chew on the wires under your desk or will u get mad
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@TasnyxOct 25
Would you let a man on the brink of complete and utter devastation hit it for the one time?
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I fucking love this video
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The reason every restaurant is "Sysco slop" is because running a restaurant with good ingredients that makes a profit isn't a viable business model in the United States.
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when you’re fighting in a muddy melee and the opposing knight grazes your cuisses… 🥴🥴🥴 touch my codpiece touch my fucking codpiece!!!
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Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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(kissing my penis goodnight) goodnight my penis
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it’s so insidious how so many black children in america lost decades with their fathers over something that’s now being done in shiny big city storefronts by yt ppl
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olandria said wait i’m gonna cry and my sensitive ass said me too
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I'm so bloated off beer that you could throw a rubix cube at my belly and it'd bounce off with so much force that the dang thing would solve itself before it hit the ground
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