Solo Ham

As me if I give a fuck...

Thanos snapped! Deleted 66 of my tweets! #WDL

Elon fucked up Twitter API again. This may be end of the line for my #RedPanda bot. I know I said it a few times. If I can not fix it over the weekend, then this is Goodbye.

Today is Monday, 2023-05-22. Now: The fat kid skadoodled himself on the bus. I'm going to skadoodle away.

Today is Sunday, 2023-05-21. Now: 1) Before you open a Yoo-hoo, you must yoggle it. 2) Math often yoggles students.

致給今年終於認清了自己是在加拿大的溫哥華。

这道菜成本确实高，凉拌牛排，不算人工至少12刀，但是也确实很好吃。问题是顶多就卖个二十多刀。旁边成本只有个位数的麻辣香锅却可以卖50刀。

Today is Thursday, 2022-12-15. Now: Woah, why would you post something so explicit? Aren’t you a digital minor?!?!?!

Today is Saturday, 2022-12-10. Now: I am playing BTD6 right now BTD6 is an awesome game!

说实话，早上这么一顿，到中午是真不饿。当然确实也支持不到晚上就是了……

小时候一直想知道是什么味儿的，原来是水果酸糖。

Today is Sunday, 2022-11-27. Now: "man i was about to bang this chick and a i went down on her and her box looked like an 'arby's roast beef chedder melt' in an old catchers mit."

Today is Friday, 2022-11-25. Now: An xeffect just ninjad our loot.

Today is Sunday, 2022-11-20. Now: 1. So i tried to scoopdunk her...but her titties weren't big enough. 2. Charlene just scoopdunked me and now i have bruises on my tits.

Today is Sunday, 2022-11-20. Now: BANDS I LIKE - 28 days slipknot NIRVANA FUCK YEAAAHHH

今天還專門block了兩個小時來摸魚，爲啥還是覺得工作累得夠嗆。 可能不是block了幾個小時的問題。 是工作了的問題。

這個鳥網站。。。

Today is Sunday, 2022-11-13. Now: 1. Gorlllllll that ass is despicable.

你推要麽發散性思考強，要麽發騷型思考厲害。 而有些是又散又騷，像沒洗的羊下水。