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New York, NY
Joined March 2008
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thinking about when my mom and I saw LOTR in theaters and at one point she turned to me and whispered "this could never happen"
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WHY are you deep cleaning this room that I just deep cleaned 8 weeks ago? This is ridiculous! Stop cleaning! <--- real thoughts I had at my husband, who is doing Good Work.
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My boyfriend and I stopped talking for a day because I think it’s weird he eats breakfast at 4 PM & he thinks that’s totally normal. IT’S NOT NORMAL SOMEONE HELP
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A guy dumped me because he saw me more as a friend but now he’s marrying his “best friend” so like which one is it Paul?
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I went to a wedding with an open risotto bar, and now I’ve converted to Italian.
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society: women need to be more confident to get what they want!!
women: *are more confident*
society: k but not like that
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not to be that bitch but it's the first time i've ever been included in a list like this and it's kind of cool lmao
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got to chat with @somaddysmith today about accidentally angering library enthusiasts the world over
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might fuck around and completely overhaul my identity for personal and professional approval
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I hate when my friends tell me this guy doesn’t deserve me. No man deserves me. But I still need to catch a dick occasionally.
