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I don't have to. I get to. If I feel like it. #relishgang "I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions." - Victor W.

Birdland
Joined June 2011
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you see dudes like this, know you about to buy the lightest most cut up bag of molly ever
Actor Mickey Rourke walks in Beverly Hills, California, alongside celebrity hairstylist Giuseppe Franco.
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a new previously unwritten sentence manifests every day
Dreadlocked man KNOCKED OUT by a TACO as JESUS announces it's 'TACO TUESDAY, BABY'
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the most monkeys paw ass shit ive ever seen
Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team
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Stan Getz, Chick Corea, Stanley Clarke and Tony Williams. (Live at Monteux, June 23, 1972. Captain Marvel ) #Jazz
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seeing crazy inventive and erotic stuff that’s not overtly explicit like this just makes me think do we even like women erotically anymore, it’s so sad
Revolver (1973) dir. Sergio Sollima
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This rave tune makes me feel v Jersey 🤌 Also pretty crazy the music they were making in 1992 — better and more futuristic than a lot of current records 😅 DJ Edge - Feef Logic
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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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Alabama didn’t get the invite 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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i wish yall would stop watching niggas eat in they cars
so sober facts went to the one puerto rican restaurant, black and family owned btw, which has been a staple in the community since the 70s, a community that has endured generations of economic despair and continues to take care of its people, and still called it “bitch ass food”
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shining wizard too op
🚨🇪🇸 HORRIFYING SCENES IN SPAIN. A football match has been suspended following a horrific challenge by the goalkeeper on an opposing forward. The images are extremely difficult to watch. Praying the injured player is okay. 🙏💔 #Football #LaLiga #Spain #FootballNews #GetWellSoon
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gat damn
John Mulaney breaks down the terrifying chemical math he used just to function on podcast appearances. "I take two 30 milligram Adderalls and then one Z bar and so I'm really sharp, but I don't seem jittery." "So I go on a podcast or I go on a talk show and I'm just I'm delivering and I'm giving people what I'm naturally good at, but I'm a little tired so I can't naturally do it." "It's okay to rip open time release Adderall and dump the beads down my throat." "And then pop a Xanax because then I will get to the level that I naturally am at." "Like I just got to deliver what I'm good at and right now we're running on a lean mixture." "And it used to be easier, but now it's harder." "So whatever I'm putting in my body to get to that is fine."
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Yo intentando sociabilizar. La sociedad:
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Bitch ass nigga got my respect basically said once Lamar went down game was over
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masterclass in trolling
big thanks to everyone who participated in my AMA
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camus is like THE anti-suicide philosopher. Like yeah the world fucking sucks but fuck that. go do your own shit. roll that boulder up the hill and find meaning in it rolling down
>Only French Philosopher that wasn't actively a pedophile >Looks rad as hell >Philosophy is 99% about how you should kill yourself
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boring ass ppl
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extremely real shit
if you want to watch tng then yes, do that, but also please skip the fourth episode. just trust me. skip episode four. of season one, yes the fourth episode of the whole show. go directly to episode five instead. believe me this is in your best interest.
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This is fun to watch and never gets old for a few reasons, but mostly because, for men, getting a nice young woman to laugh uncontrollably ranks right up there with crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you.
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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