
I don't have to. I get to. If I feel like it. #relishgang "I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions." - Victor W.
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the most monkeys paw ass shit ive ever seen
Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team
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Stan Getz, Chick Corea, Stanley Clarke and Tony Williams.
(Live at Monteux, June 23, 1972.
Captain Marvel )
#Jazz
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seeing crazy inventive and erotic stuff that’s not overtly explicit like this just makes me think do we even like women erotically anymore, it’s so sad
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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
i wish yall would stop watching niggas eat in they cars
shining wizard too op
🚨🇪🇸 HORRIFYING SCENES IN SPAIN.
A football match has been suspended following a horrific challenge by the goalkeeper on an opposing forward.
The images are extremely difficult to watch. Praying the injured player is okay. 🙏💔
#Football #LaLiga #Spain #FootballNews #GetWellSoon
gat damn
John Mulaney breaks down the terrifying chemical math he used just to function on podcast appearances.
"I take two 30 milligram Adderalls and then one Z bar and so I'm really sharp, but I don't seem jittery."
"So I go on a podcast or I go on a talk show and I'm just I'm delivering and I'm giving people what I'm naturally good at, but I'm a little tired so I can't naturally do it."
"It's okay to rip open time release Adderall and dump the beads down my throat."
"And then pop a Xanax because then I will get to the level that I naturally am at."
"Like I just got to deliver what I'm good at and right now we're running on a lean mixture."
"And it used to be easier, but now it's harder."
"So whatever I'm putting in my body to get to that is fine."
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camus is like THE anti-suicide philosopher. Like yeah the world fucking sucks but fuck that. go do your own shit. roll that boulder up the hill and find meaning in it rolling down
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This is fun to watch and never gets old for a few reasons, but mostly because, for men, getting a nice young woman to laugh uncontrollably ranks right up there with crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you.



























