cranky, dorky, foul-mouthed, bisexual, atheist, comedy junky. #C4FknL now with autoimmune diseases! Some of my photos are nice IG: nopesanddreams
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That’s right, this 41 year old, non-drinking bitch has cirrhosis.
#autoimmunediseases are dumb as shit, y’all. But I feel pretty good and don’t look awful ATM. And technically none of the bad news is new, I just didn’t know about until last week.
Dogs with dildos. Excellent thread. Great way to start the day. Would read again. 13/10
I have pleurisy. Again.
This is the second time in less than 2 months. I’m starting to think having multiple lung infections for months and months and months has not been great for my body.
And never forget: I can’t take any OTC pain meds that might help.
Fuck all of this.
It’s dead dad day, so I just made myself a peach cobbler on the clock to reward myself for calling mom later.
This is a beautiful, thoughtful piece fans of @bobsaget @pennjillette @PaulProvenza and / or @AristocratsFilm should read.
I just love them all.
“Real art, beautiful art, is always a scary act of trust. We look to art to see another person’s heart. That human connection is all that matters. For me, it is a reason to live,” writes @pennjillette. nyti.ms/3GwcKHN
Someone knocked on our door before 6 am and we just learned my husband is a nicer person than I am.
To be fair, I couldn’t hear WTF she needed over the dogs barking. And I was holding my breakfast I’d not had a chance to start eating. And random people germs could kill me.
But there is one thing that’s good in my life: the new jammies I bought Cooper #pupdate
🖤☠️🖤🤟🏼🖤
I’ve been without power for over 24 hours now. Pretty sure it’s colder in the living room than in the refrigerator. Also really excited to find out how many $100’s of food will have to be thrown away (and can’t replace b/c stores are always out of my staple foods now).
Before I die, I hope to get 15 minutes of feeling as relaxed as Cooper does every single moment of his life.
I’m *technically* on the transplant list but I’ve been inactive most of the time because: pneumonia!
1 infection, 2 doctors, 3 antibiotics, ?? CAT scans over the last 4-5 months y’all.
It WILL NOT GO AWAY.
🚨Legit Good News Alert🚨
I DO NOT have: liver cancer, pancreatic cancer, non-cancerous tumors anywhere in that general area, or any stones blocking bile ducts. No chemo, radiation, or surgery required in my immediate future.
Physically, anyway. We aren’t dealing with the emotional shit today.
Now, here’s hoping I don’t need any more simple procedures for a while since our goddamn covid rates are so high Vanderbilt is having to reschedule them.
Happy #NationalDogDay from one long-legged pony dog and the tiny angry potato boy who loves her.
Waiting to get my booster shot now. Maybe I’ll be close to as well vaccinated as normal 2-shot-having folks now.
I’m completely fucked, y’all.
statnews.com/2021/08/18/boos…
You are a fucking idiot @GovBillLee
You’re going to get me killed along with a shitload of kids, so I feel qualified to judge.
