Husband. Dad. Writer of stuff. Beer Sherpa. Probably drinking coffee while you read this.
Center Valley, PA
Joined February 2009
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Me: “Hey, guys; lets get ready for bed...”
(Checks clock)
(Shakes fist at the air, cursing the gods of Daylight Savings Time)
#parenting
And in case we lest forget the most important things today... #WarEagle #GTHOM #SECNation #CollegeFootball
And so begins the hardest month of the year for me:
11/8 - anniversary of my dad’s passing. 11/17 - my birthday. 11/28 - Thanksgiving.
Kinda love the fact that at ten, although he’s now “too big” for “kid stuff,” a nightmare means he wants to cuddle. Sigh. #dadlife #parenting
This was last night, but hey - I’m thankful to work someplace that allows me to host events like this.
@azizansari Friday, July 5. You’re going to be in Bethlehem, PA for a gig. I’d like to invite you & your crew out to my brewery - Weyerbacher - for a pint or two. On me. We can chat about what it was like to live in Columbia (I lived there for five years)
@azizansari clearly, this isn’t a weird request at all. Just figured what the hell. Hit me up if you’re interested or want the address for the restraining order.
Gotta tell ya, I’m pretty dang proud (pun intended) of the new stickers we’re going to sell at the brewery.
Sonny Lemmons retweeted
Weeping tonight with our LGBTQ Methodists and their many, many allies and supporters. Tomorrow we organize, but tonight we just weep. To be honest, I think God is weeping too. That same God can bring resurrection out of ANY Good Friday. I don’t just believe it. I KNOW it!
(During bath time tonight)
Eli: “Daddy, what are these squishy round things under my penis?”
Well, I feel the need to preemptively send an apology email to his PreK teacher for tomorrow.
Me in college: “Damn the mainstream. I buck cultural norms and strive for non-conformity to society and the importance it places on appearance!”
Me in my 40’s: “Crap, I really need to edge the lawn and put some fresh mulch in the front yard.”
Sonny Lemmons retweeted
Hey evangelicals: All those people you warned me about? Those liberals? Those democrats? Those Mainline Protestants? They're the ones saying that truth matters, that some things are right and some things are wrong. While you argue that the political ends justify immoral means.