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interpreter of divine abominations

Joined July 2022
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!! i can unprivate. i am officially STILL UNEMPLOYED!!
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ok wow i am not enjoying nixos
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kero kero bonito have a song for everything i've ever experienced
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yeah sarah bonito i do know how it is,,, :/
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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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Runescape baddie from Tirannwn I said wagwan Priff ting
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(in the USS Enterprise slack) Ensign Flurnt: @everyone Doed anyone know replicatr code Cheese Sauce Captain Picard: Ensign, please keep #EngineDeck clear of chatter. ✉️Direct Transmission from Captain Picard 5146 for mild, 5147 for zesty.
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"liberal" democrats
Since when was strangulation called ‘breath-play’?! There is absolutely nothing playful AT ALL about someone trying to strangle you while having sex, when you didn’t ask for it, didn’t consent and are scared for your life. WTAF…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Breath play is a consensual act, and when practised properly can be done safely. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_as… healthline.com/health/healthy…
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temporary private for jobseeking reasons
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Following the announcement of new laws in the UK surrounding ‘facesitting’, the #DoctorWho episode ‘Love and Monsters’ will sadly be removed from BBC iPlayer.
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<3 Wegendawy actow Siw Patwick Stewawt, famous fow wowes in Staw Twek and X-Men, dies aged 86 UwU
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i wasn’t even raised religious this guilt is all homemade
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*martin lewis moneysavingexpert voice* you MUST find a girlfriend by 1159 TONIGHT!! and she MUST be of eastern european or luxembourgish ancestry to SAVE 10 POUNDS per year
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ich bin im eduroam und lade mir illegal filme herunter
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I ended up making something for this :) github.com/spannercodes/moln… basically an http chunked transfer proxy; means no storage and works decently over strict firewalls. try it yourselves and let me know if it works for youse
Replying to @rebane2001
okay heres the requirements to anyone replying: must not pass through a 3rd party must not double-transfer must work cross-device must work outside of lan/proximity must work with other people's setups must be fast for large files must not be insecure must be not annoying to use
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no use crying over leaked œstradiol
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i had a joke for this but i completely forgot what it was
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i want someone to make a scifi mockumentary of managers at a space station. i need to hear about their budget deficit and xenolinguistic translation cockups
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hannah retweeted
i cant fucking do anything right
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earlier this evening i spoke with his majesty the king, and he has decided it's better to just put me down
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