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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship
Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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(in the USS Enterprise slack)
Ensign Flurnt: @everyone Doed anyone know replicatr code Cheese Sauce
Captain Picard: Ensign, please keep #EngineDeck clear of chatter.
✉️Direct Transmission from Captain Picard
5146 for mild, 5147 for zesty.
"liberal" democrats
Since when was strangulation called ‘breath-play’?!
There is absolutely nothing playful AT ALL about someone trying to strangle you while having sex, when you didn’t ask for it, didn’t consent and are scared for your life.
WTAF…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Breath play is a consensual act, and when practised properly can be done safely.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_as…
healthline.com/health/healthy…
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Following the announcement of new laws in the UK surrounding ‘facesitting’, the #DoctorWho episode ‘Love and Monsters’ will sadly be removed from BBC iPlayer.
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<3 Wegendawy actow Siw Patwick Stewawt, famous fow wowes in Staw Twek and X-Men, dies aged 86 UwU
*martin lewis moneysavingexpert voice* you MUST find a girlfriend by 1159 TONIGHT!! and she MUST be of eastern european or luxembourgish ancestry to SAVE 10 POUNDS per year
I ended up making something for this :)
github.com/spannercodes/moln…
basically an http chunked transfer proxy; means no storage and works decently over strict firewalls. try it yourselves and let me know if it works for youse
Replying to @rebane2001
okay heres the requirements to anyone replying:
must not pass through a 3rd party
must not double-transfer
must work cross-device
must work outside of lan/proximity
must work with other people's setups
must be fast for large files
must not be insecure
must be not annoying to use
i want someone to make a scifi mockumentary of managers at a space station. i need to hear about their budget deficit and xenolinguistic translation cockups














