I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing my ringtone".

Basically at this point, I’m considering offers of sitting my fat ass or sliding my feet into all manner of sloppy foods. Gotta be a market for that.

Reform: BRITISH VALUES! HAVE MORE BABIES! Closing the nurseries of course because women should be at home while men work. So raise those many babies, in this cost of living overpopulated crisis, ON THAT SINGLE INCOME! Blessed be the fruit 😡

I worry something may seriously be wrong with Lucy Beaumont

If I park my car away from the majority, leaving several spaces around me, DON’T then come and park next to me. We are not your fucking friend.

Suck my twot

Oh fuck you @netflix Cancelling this shit. You abandon series mid-story. You increase pricing beyond reason. You sell advertising with zero regulation. Fuck. You.

Donald Trump is seriously mentally unwell The administration know it, but they’re ’weekend at Bernie’s’ing’ him to parade in front of the brain dead MAGA gimps. USA can go fuck itself.

“Please save my number on WhatsApp” Spam chav slag at it again

Took receipt of an EV courtesy car with very little charge. Attempting to charge in Tescos was a slow arduous task. Fuck that life. Gained 10% in an hour

I need to win the lottery so I can just set up a commune. Not like a sex one, but one LOADED with innuendo. And biscuits. . . . … soggy biscuits hurr hurr.

What a fucking gimp troll

Loved him or hated him, Tim really didn’t give a fuck. **chefs kiss**

“Who” was your first Tim Curry experience? ‘Rooster’ in Annie, for me.

BINNY MCBINFACE

Ok so in the supermarket today, I aged about 89 years. Gewls, maybe about 17, 18, in cut off shorts which were basically knickers, fully undone exposing actual knickers. As a thing. Like a reverse whale tail. I am so ooooooold.

Oh how I long for another slow motion “fuuuck offff youuuu fuuuucking priiiick”

Anyone get Spain in the sweepstake? What you pocketing tomorrow?