@spellgage

Disciple of the Way | Minister of the Word | Husband | Father | running logs @spellgage_runs | Spellgage#1278 on Discord

 St Petersburg, FL
Joined October 2011
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Know Your Meme credits me with popularizing the “Anti-Italian Discrimination” meme.
rhi@loonaeves21 Feb 2024
you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant
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I spend a lot of my time outside, so I don’t know what this is about.
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@user8482927223h
Just talked to an insider. Prepare now.
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nvm
Spellgage@spellgage18h
Do any of you have good advice for finding really cheap 20-22 gauge sheet metal? I want to shim the outfeed side of my router table fence so I can do edge jointing with it.
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It’s actually lowkey disgusting how well this works.
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What’s that, Lord? You were a stranger and I didn’t welcome you? My Lord, you must be confused: we outlawed your coming here. You were in the country illegally. … … Eternal fire, you say?
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“You say we ought to welcome the stranger to our shores? Well have you considered this parable that isn’t about immigration at all?”
DrJohnWilkey@DrJohnWilkey19h
Replying to @spellgage
It is worth noting the Good Samaritan did not relocate the victim to Samaria. He arranged for his treatment in Judea.
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Not even the most open-border policy calls for quartering immigrants in your home. You are being hysterical.
VanceGuard
@Papa_Delta_9h
Replying to @spellgage @vhsbetamax219
How many illegals are you hosting in your home?
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Allie ✞
@allie__voss9h
When families do a group costume, whether the mom makes herself or the little girl the princess tells you everything you need to know
Paris Hilton
@ParisHiltonOct 26
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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Yer a lesbian, Harry!
East German Visuals
@GDRvisuals13h
A young East German border guard, 1977.
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owen cyclops
@owenbroadcast21h
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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“Oh yeah? Well if you really believed what you say, you’d sell all your possessions and give to the poor.” Tell me about it.
Chad the Impaler@CrackerSpaniel12h
Replying to @spellgage @vhsbetamax219
Really? Okay then give me all the money you'd put towards your children. You need to be empathetic and give it to me, if you don't, you're just a bad person trying to be hard hearted.
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These guys come out of the woodwork to viciously mock Jesus’ teaching any time you publicly affirm it. Nobody hates the gospel as much as so-called “Christians”.
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Do any of you have good advice for finding really cheap 20-22 gauge sheet metal? I want to shim the outfeed side of my router table fence so I can do edge jointing with it.
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powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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My oldest son (14) now has type 1 diabetes so pray for him if you will.
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Nature is healing
Raya 🎀
@FheistiOct 25
i clock out of age gap convos when both parties are over the age of 25 srry
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David Rowe@mrdavidroweOct 25
Or – hear me out here – you could recognise that a life of joy and purpose is freely available to anyone who turns away from sin and selfishness, and toward the Author of Life. Much better than a lame, damaging second adolescence.
Murray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 22
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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Prime example of acting ignorant so you can feign outrage. Outside of this discourse, most commentary about the Cheesecake Factory makes fun of its tacky aesthetic, e.g., that it looks like the Eye of Sauron.
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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I think we underestimate how many people have no friends
Tired@_crustbag_Oct 24
Every time an H3 podcast clip shows up on my timeline I am baffled anyone watched it Why are there 15 people mic’d up…why is no one saying anything remotely worth while…why don’t they just cut the dead air…how was this sustainable for years lmao
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