mediocre golfer, proud father.

Venice CA
Joined March 2009
Good afternoon. The “New York Mets” were a sociological experiment conducted by Harvard University. We have concluded our study; thank you for your time.
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Andrew Thomas, we feel that energy! #Giants
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zillion dollar idea: A hotel room with nothing that makes weird noises every thirty minutes.
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Whether it’s liberals interrupting Brett Kavanaugh‘s meal with a chant, or conservatives interrupting Paul Pelosi‘s evening with a hammer blow to the head, both sides have a problem respecting the privacy of public figures.
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Daniel Jones has really been let down by his teammates tonight.
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Is @Starbucks the best neobank? - 27m active members - $10b loaded annually on Starbucks cards - Customers preload cards, providing a massive deposit base (read: zero interest loan) For get BNPL, try Pay Now, Buy Later!
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Friday's the day! A year long collaboration with Bill Murray, Coinbase NFT, and Chive Media Group to build better memberships. This is a playbook for every brand: find what your community loves, make it easy to understand and access, and over-deliver.…lnkd.in/gjkzWKkS
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I've now been asked multiple times for my take on Elon's offer for Twitter. So fine, this is what I think about that. I will assume the takeover succeeds, and he takes Twitter private. (I have little knowledge/insight into how actual takeover battles work or play out) (long 🧵)
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At least Eagles fans are well known for their calm and measured responses to adversity on the field
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i'm never more tired than when I am on vacation
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Being able to own another bad team's first round pick is fun.
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the unbelievable high of getting a “sorry, I’m running late!” text when you, yourself, are running late
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Web4 will be finally closing our computer and going outside
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Hot take: Everyone is wrong about the Metaverse. here's my 3 part theory..
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---> TB (19) @ NE (17) <--- NE has 4th & 3 at the TB 37 Recommendation (MEDIUM): 👉 Go for it (+2.6 WP) Actual play: 👟🏈 N.Folk 56 yard field goal is No Good, Hit Left Upright, Center-J.Cardona, Holder-J.Bailey.
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VCs that passed and said “I’ll see you at the A.” No mf’er. You’ll see us at the NASDAQ.
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NYG decided to punt to ATL from the ATL 39 on 4th & 3 with 6:29 remaining in the 3rd while losing 6 to 7. With a Surrender Index of 69.9, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2021 season, and the 99.6th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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