Pete Rossi

We got a puppy. Expect nothing but dog tweets going forward.

When you have a kid the only bandaids in the house are Pokémon branded. Which you complain about but secretly think is cool.

Scientists have yet to figure out how I’m still married.

My kid got this rubber cat-ducky and she affectionately named it “cuck”. I’m not even sure how to begin explaining this one.

Found him. That was easy.

I should have got my kid this coffee toy when she was younger. Maybe she would make me coffee now instead of being generally useless.