that dog won't hunt, monsignor

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our age of dig is collapsing
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it’s awesome that they get pro athletes to beg people to just vote, at all, for whoever. when will the most aggressively carceral state any of us have heard of get off its ass and make voter abstention a crime?
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“wanting to have biological children” is a bit of a third rail
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it’s difficult to be as derisive towards birth rate whiners as responsibility obligates us to be, without firmly seizing the high position on this topic
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oh that’s just wingslop. you only ordered it because you’re a shockingly inaccurate typist
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34 days after this tweet was made chatgpt was released to the public
One of the better Cyberpunk lore concepts is that there used to be one big internet and in 2022 one guy fucked it up so bad that they had to shut it down and go back to several smaller networks and they keep the corpse of the old one in a basement somewhere.
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idk why more people aren’t catching on that this is clearly a government psyop to convince more women to sleep with older farts
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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who decided on these?
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This movie is bombing at a level that is frickin sublime
‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ grossed $770k from 880 screens in its domestic opening weekend. It cost $20M to produce.
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I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites
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obviously the real answer is "cool shit that happened on november 9th"
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rough anniversary
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i wish i knew enough sports history to correctly apply this. adam gase? tex winter?
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no slaughter rule in the world series, you say
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it's honestly incredible that this mission lands as well as it does given how unbelievably stupid the human reaper is
Mass Effect 2’s suicide mission is a top 10 moment in gaming.
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they were barely exaggerating with “piano riff woo”
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Replying to @redrummarts
as opposed to ruining other people's penis, as you do
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guy who insists on running his social media account as blithely and inauthentically as any huge brand, but nonetheless nurses individual grudges over rude remarks this earns
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