@splorg8

its short for gwendolyn

Joined July 2024
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and a hog dog that donr fit in the bun
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wendy gunk@splorg8Sep 3
the beatle
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how did tyler the creator write and release a sincere song about wanting to be with a 17 year old called "fucking young" and just walk that off
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Let's just say I found Chekov's gun.
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thats not funny dude my uncle overdosed on orphan tears in 2009
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your dni are all so boring. dni nazis. dni pedophiles. i wanna see some crazy shit in a dni one day. dni single mothers. dni recovering alcoholics
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avant garde vape flavor
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May I use the bathroom I have to go china number 1
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My camp counselor calls me deep dish
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Replying to @splorg8
Steak bites
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asking the arbys cashier if i can weigh my baby on their kitchen scale
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beatboxing my order to the dairy queen employee
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referring to my english professor as oomf
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why the fuck did i give my creative writing professor my letterboxd account genuinely what possessed me to do that
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astral projecting to bikini bottom to ask spongebob and sandy if theyre looking for a third
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my dog keeps asking me for 20 dollars
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my dog can talk but he has a lisp so i dont rly care
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 25
There are many examples
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 26
You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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only once you become employed do you realize how unemployed the world is
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horny people are so annoying. like okay you want your sick dick sucked now what
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i don't know why sick is there but i like it i will keep ut .autocorrect lowkey giving elite comms or whatever
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