Taking it all in thirty seven beers a day. @LFC, @WarwickshireCCC, @LAClippers.

Birmingham, England
Joined April 2011
Epstein Regime powers activate!
I can confirm that @FlavioBolsonaro is no longer in Brazil and is on his way to the United States. A US protective operation is underway to ensure his safety.
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Barron Trump, having being told the relevant information.
BREAKING: A sudden wave of fresh, first-time Polymarket wallets is dumping massive capital into Benjamin Netanyahu on Israel's Election Day, with individual positions of roughly $102,000, $90,000, and $72,000 flagged by trackers, per Polymarket. The concentrated buying stands in stark contrast to the broader market, where Polymarket gives Netanyahu only a 27% to 35% chance of remaining prime minister, while rival Gadi Eisenkot sits at 49% to 58%. This comes after the Trump administration reportedly explored a deal to keep Netanyahu in power, with U.S. officials discussing a unity government that would allow him to remain prime minister even if he loses.
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JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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Sky camera angle at Walsall is wild. When it's on the near side feel like I'm watching the 2D engine on FM.
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At what point are we just allowed to Luigi these guys?
BREAKING: Anthropic warns in its IPO filing that a catastrophic AI-related incident could cause harm on a scale that no single insurer, and “potentially the insurance industry in the aggregate,” could cover. The filing says Anthropic’s insurance may not be enough to cover the liabilities it faces, especially if one incident or a group of incidents causes disproportionate harm.
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The dumb star jumping Nazi in the mud again. Fuck him and all who ride with that nonce.
Elon Musk's anti-woke Grok-fueled take on 'The Odyssey' gets called "zombie-like." A critic for The Telegraph wrote that the footage — made with AI specialists Wonder Studios and director Dev Walker — is “so unsettling you can feel your eyeballs twitch at its sloppy gruesomeness … the glassy-eyed characters, with their expressionless voices, give the episode a zombie-like quality … Penelope looks completely different in each scene … a take on the tale of Troy that deserves to be put to the sword, burned to the ground and hidden forever beneath the sands of time.” bit.ly/47MhisO
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Jonathan Ashworth should have done this.
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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I get where Neville is coming from and I would give every wish from a genie to be able to play football but "dedicate yourselves to Manchester United?" It's a job. The best job, but still. Is it so wild that people aren't that arsed?
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I know Suarez takes all the headlines but that Sturridge goal hits like lightning. Luis was having one of the best PL seasons ever and he was going bar for bar with him.
A header from the edge of the area 🤯 Suarez completing his hat-trick 😮‍💨 An incredible Sturridge chip 🍟 Some ridiculous strikes in a top Anfield performance 13 years ago 🎬
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I mean she's half right. Her head is on Mars rn.
Liz Truss claims the U.K. would have managed successful missions to Mars within years — if only her 49-day premiership hadn’t been cut short. vist.ly/5pyyb
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Hundreds of thousands of young people find themselves living back at home with their parents — should you pay their way or charge them?

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The @MightyRed_LFC Big Ron posts are amazing. Need more!
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This looks like what The Rock would make @Thecoachrules do during an interview.
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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It's an Adams.
INSOLITE | Un bébé arrivé au monde avec une moustache fait le tour des réseaux sociaux
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
La vidéo ne montre pas un bébé authentiquement né avec une moustache ; son authenticité n'est pas confirmée et des analyses indiquent une probable manipulation par IA ou retouche. Les nouveau-nés peuvent avoir du lanugo fin mais pas cette pilosité épaisse adulte. parents.fr/actualites/beb… mundivio.com/en/viral-video… wionews.com/trending/he-wa…
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Sidebar, Mike Twat here reminds me so much of the worst people I've ever worked with (especially those in higher up positions). Endlessly confident in the absolute fuck all they know.
Mike Tapp, endless defender of Israel and accuser of antisemitism, “didn’t know” that Jewish citizens of any country can settle in Israel while Palestinians displaced from their ancestral land, since the Nakba, are forbidden from returning.
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Saw that Nicolas Jackson finish for Villa's second and had to go and check Donnaruma wasn't in goal for Barcelona for the 4-0.
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Why is Melania doing war things, shouldn't she be getting ready for her sixteenth "I have never met nor did I ever know Jeffrey Epstein" press conference?
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Never before have I seen this much effort put into an absolute pile of shit.
Ali G tries to kick Noel Gallagher out of the movie theatre.
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