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I shitpost about competitive pokemon and also talk about Bug Fables a lot. | B.S in Chemistry | 23 | 💜💜💜@pod_nuzlocking💜💜💜 | Private acc: @Squaredash_priv

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Joined April 2021
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My personal tierlist of every pokemon has been updated! It now includes all of the DLC pokemon in gen 9, and also all of the gigantamax forms.
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at least the cybertruck gave us this quote from a 2025 WIRED profile of various owners wired.com/story/owning-a-cyb…
Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/t…
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Bold move to assume you’ll be the one leading the senate you rat bastard
NEW: Chuck Schumer is preparing to lead the Senate with a network of former aides lobbying for private equity—including two former policy chiefs and his top health adviser. Their clients include Blackstone, Apollo, and the industry’s top trade group. readsludge.com/2026/11/06/th…
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Life's a casino. Check out the official theme song cinematic for JOHN GLEEP, and you better be all in when the game launches ON NOVEMBER 11TH 🛸
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Annie Andrews now holds a seat that was occupied by John C. Calhoun, Benjamin "Pitchfork" Tillman, and Strom Thurmond.
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Can someone please explain to me the appeal behind the zelda games? I never understood it tbh
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BREAKING: South Carolina Senator-elect Annie Andrews says she will NOT vote for Chuck Schumer for Senate majority leader, calling for generational change. That makes at least SIX incoming Democratic senators who have said they won’t support him. Let’s go.
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I give it three episodes before they accidentally leak matters of national security
Listen to the first full episode of CENTCOM's new podcast "Inside CENTCOM" — out now on podcast platforms or on YouTube: youtube.com/@centcom
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They were supposed to be killing someone on live TV next month btw lol
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Just called my British wife breathtaking.
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🚨 NEW | Sen. Cory Booker declines to back Chuck Schumer for Senate Majority Leader.
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A young man at our town hall asked if I was pushing class warfare. I told him: “We already have class warfare in this country — billionaires are waging war on the rest of us.”
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Mehdi Hasan: “You know what I think the Democrats should do? First, get rid of the filibuster in the Senate. Making Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico states and adding four Senators should be priorities. Fixing the Supreme Court that was totally rigged by Donald Trump. You’re up against a fascist authoritarian movement. You must use every lever of power available to you to fight back. What happened to holding the high ground is that a convicted felon who incited an insurrection was re-elected in 2024 and he came to office and unleashed a racist militia that killed American citizens on the street”
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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The best argument against democracy is a two hour drive through rural michigan
Michigan's election results map has looked like this for as long as I can remember. It will forever piss me off that so few metro areas seal the results of an entire state.
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If Texas goes blue I’ll post ass.
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-D+16 district -Republican incumbent -Incumbent got 17% of the votes and finished 3rd -Seat flipped Green -Is now G+1.5 -The only Green district in the entire country funniest race ever
🌻 HISTORIC GREEN VICTORY! Pāʻele Kiakona has been elected to represent District 14 in the Hawaiʻi House of Representatives — making history as the first Green elected to the Hawaiʻi State Legislature and the first Green elected to a state legislature in the U.S. since 2012!
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Tweet so dogshit it got Alabama voting for a Trans woman
Chuds won culture war with Anakin Skywalker and Mafloid. Undoing over a decade of cultural rot and damage in less than a week. Never. Stop. Posting.
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dont fucking put this on us
The difference in social skills between Gen 1 and Gen 5+ Pokémon fans.
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"what if no burger" won us Blississippi
They're going to study this ad for centuries
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I know of exactly 1 person in my HS graduating class of 500 (300 of whom went to college) who is employed in their field.
the economy wasn't even that bad man
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