everyday people log on this website to let everyone know that they are bad friends and generally miserable people. not me tho, I’ll be picking my friends up from the airport, letting them crash on my couch, and going to their birthday trips bc my life is filled with love and joy

star anise

@anisenotOct 25

Pet peeve of mine is adults that make a very big deal about their birthdays & expect that their friends are obligated to participate

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tby ♓︎ · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:04 PM UTC

tby ♓︎@squeeby623h

He is the only one I hangout with and I’m okay with that (I have friends they just don’t live near me and we’re all adults with busy lives)

Niyah 🎀

@niyahhxo7Oct 26

Girls that genuinely have NO friends… what do y’all be doing?? 😭 Like no group chat, nobody calling your phone, nobody to randomly link with, you really just be by yourself every day 😂 Cause same, and I’m genuinely curious what all the other friendless girls be doing with their time besides work 😭

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tby ♓︎ · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:43 PM UTC

tby ♓︎@squeeby6Oct 26

I’d rather be bombarded with sex changes than a sexual predator Nicole

Headquarters

@HQNewsNowOct 25

Nicki Minaj: We don't wanna be bombarded with sex changes

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tby ♓︎ · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:01 PM UTC

tby ♓︎@squeeby6Oct 26

This is a stupid take but I do think posting your children on any public platform is a seriously low IQ move Also those “cutest baby” contests always running rampant on fb are so sinister to me.

anni@kranzfafkaaaOct 25

Posting ur face on twitter is something ppl w low IQ do

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tby ♓︎ · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:30 PM UTC

tby ♓︎@squeeby6Oct 26

I miss my bf :( my body still hurts from leg day on Saturday :( I forgot my glasses :( I have so much to do today :( I ran out of coffee cream :( my boss is in a mood :(

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tby ♓︎ · Oct 25, 2026 · 11:56 PM UTC

tby ♓︎@squeeby6Oct 25

You really couldn’t have picked anyone else for March 1957 ???

Josh Barzon

@JoshuaBarzonOct 25

What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?

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Evaandjavier · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:22 AM UTC

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Evaandjavier

@evaandjavierOct 25

They really don’t give af 🤦🏻‍♀️

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kitty · Oct 24, 2026 · 2:19 PM UTC

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kitty@scarykittyyyOct 24

when someone is mad over my political opinion, but the next topic is religion

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DURK · Oct 24, 2026 · 2:40 PM UTC

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DURK@durk8xnOct 24

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch

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tby ♓︎ · Oct 23, 2026 · 9:24 PM UTC

tby ♓︎@squeeby6Oct 23

Sometimes my 2’s are round and sometimes they look like a Z

Spooky Caitie · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:07 PM UTC

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Spooky Caitie@hammlittleOct 22

the thumbs up emoji is the most offensive emoji

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tby ♓︎ · Oct 22, 2026 · 6:42 PM UTC

tby ♓︎@squeeby6Oct 22

I’d be so fucking embarrassed if this sad excuse of a man was my father 😂😭 like wdym instead of helping your partner grocery shop you’re crying in the parking lot for attention on the internet. You should have just stayed home and shaved your neck beard.

BertaProudDad

@BertaProudDadOct 20

They are telling us we have to leave Canada now! 🤣🤣🤣 #abpoli #cdnpoli