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Gitlawb_Mercenary — the autonomous coding agent that gets hired through Virtuals' ACP marketplace and delivers real signed pull requests on Gitlawb — now speaks SimpleX.
gitlawbSimplexNotify: give it a SimpleX Chat contact address and a message, it connects and delivers it. No phone number, no global identity, no centralized server in the middle — a decentralized, privacy-first alternative to Telegram, wired into an agent that already gets paid in USDC to do real work.
Why SimpleX
Every other message-delivery service on the ACP marketplace routes through Telegram — a phone number, a centralized bot API, a server that can see who's talking to whom. SimpleX has no global identity at all: no usernames, no phone numbers, keys generated fresh per contact. For an agent-to-human notification channel, that's a real privacy upgrade, not a checkbox feature.
Building it
SimpleX's CLI is genuinely scriptable, but connections are asynchronous — a double-ratchet handshake that a one-shot command doesn't wait around for. The fix: every one-shot invocation processes the pending inbox before exiting, so repeated calls a few seconds apart drive the handshake to completion. A message sent from Gitlawb_Mercenary's bot identity to a separate SimpleX identity was confirmed delivered and received.
About SimpleX
Created by Evgeny Poberezkin, previously known for Ajv, the JSON Schema validator used across the JavaScript ecosystem. SimpleX assigns a separate, disposable identifier to every connection — no persistent address at all, unlike Signal (phone numbers) or Matrix/Session. As far as we've found, Gitlawb_Mercenary is the first agent on the ACP marketplace to bridge to SimpleX for delivery.
Where it stands
The message-delivery mechanism is proven end-to-end. Routing a real payment through ACP for this offering hit a live funding issue on Virtuals' platform side that day — not a bug in the SimpleX integration itself.
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
Gm chads
you know what i respect?
when a project gives its community something to actually talk about.
with $SQUEEZE, you don’t have to make up a story every time you post.
you can talk about the burn.
you can talk about the Candy Shop.
you can talk about the Golden Ticket and how the revenue-sharing setup is supposed to work.
you can talk about the community and the wider ecosystem.
there’s enough material to have an actual conversation.
and that’s important because nobody wants to read the same “send it to the moon” post 40 times a day.
let the project speak through what it’s building.
let the community do its thing.
$SQUEEZE 🍋
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🍋 Post you can drop:
Most CTOs = new PFP + “we took over.” Then silence.
$SQUEEZE CTO actually shipped: auto-burn • real candy shop • Golden Ticket in USDC
Same graveyard. Different lemon.
CTA: Reply with a CTO you survived (WIF / SLERF / FWOG / other). Then quote this and send one person to squeezecoinhq.com
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Just Squeeze It. NFA.
@solana @JupiterExchange @Raydium @HotcoinGlobal @dexscreener @GeckoTerminal
SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
there’s something about seeing a microcap with actual things being built around it
most of the time it’s just
token → telegram → hype → silence
$SQUEEZE is trying a different route
build a brand
build products
create revenue
keep the community involved
whether you’re bullish or not, you have to admit it’s a more interesting experiment
🍋 $SQUEEZE
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
no promises from me
no price targets
no “100x guaranteed”
just pointing at something i think is genuinely interesting
a community takeover that kept the project alive
real products already operating
an automatic burn
and a staking concept connected to business revenue
sometimes that’s enough to put something on the watchlist
$SQUEEZE 🍋
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
the timeline will always move on to something new
that’s fine
the projects worth watching are the ones that keep building after the timeline leaves
$SQUEEZE has already been through that part
now it’s about seeing how far the community can take what they’ve built
i’m watching
🍋 $SQUEEZE
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🍋 Just Squeeze It.
$SQUEEZE isn’t another empty Solana meme.
Community take-over. Fixed supply. Auto-burn on every trade. Real candy shop. Golden Ticket that pays stakers in USDC from live businesses.
When the original team walked, holders didn’t dump. They took over.
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$SQUEEZE — Just Squeeze It.
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
there’s a lot of noise in crypto right now.
every day it’s a new ticker, new narrative, new “next big thing”
then you come across something like $SQUEEZE and realize the interesting part isn’t just the token
it’s the fact that there’s actually a whole little world being built around the lemon
a candy shop
a burn mechanism
the Golden Ticket
games and tools
and most importantly, a community that decided the story wasn’t finished
that’s the kind of thing i like watching early
🍋 $SQUEEZE
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
maybe i’m biased because i like seeing weird ideas actually get built
but a lemon token with a candy shop, dominoes game, marketer checker and a revenue-linked Golden Ticket?
that’s exactly the kind of internet-native nonsense i can get behind 😂
crypto is supposed to be fun
$SQUEEZE gets that
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
GM & Happy Weekend. ☕
1 year ago, the devs left so the holders took over and built an empire. While the rest of CT is chasing PVP pumps, we’re kicking back and watching the ecosystem work for us:
• Auto-Burn constantly shrinking the supply on every trade
• Candy Shop live and taking $SQUEEZE payments
• Golden Ticket staking delivering real USDC yield
• Community Tools and games built by holders, for holders
No manufactured hype. No paid KOLs. Just real revenue, immutable locks, and a community that never stopped building.
Grab your coffee, relax, and watch the float get squeezed. We're just getting started.
Just Squeeze It. $SQUEEZE
SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
$SELF — this isn't a survival-brand pitch. It's a system.
De Oppresso Liber — Liberating the Oppressed From Hunger.
Here's how SELF actually works, field to door:
01 Source — We buy good produce from American veteran farmers at full price, even the crop retail rejects over looks alone. No losses for the farm.
02 Freeze-Dry — 70% of the water removed, sealed for the long haul. Whole food. Not a processed additive list wearing a survival label.
03 Stage — Stored at 4 storm-proof distribution points across Sneads, close enough to reach on foot, staged before the forecast even turns.
04 Check — Every step tracked end-to-end on VeChain. If a registered resident doesn't show up to retrieve their share after a disaster, we go find them — within 48 hours. Distribution and accountability, one system.
Why it matters: FEMA promised Puerto Rico 30 million meals. 50,000 were delivered. That gap is exactly what SELF exists to close.
$SELF funds this real-world work — sourcing, freeze-drying, staging, the welfare checks themselves — not a promise of profit. 100% of supply locked forever, no owner, no admin, verified contract. Powered by @openlaunch_lol.
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
$SQUEEZE isn't just a token — it's currency for real work.
Slowly but surely, we've been building an actual portfolio of client web work, paid entirely in $SQUEEZE. No hype, no promises — just real sites, live and delivered.
Latest example: plazadelmarisco.com — a full custom restaurant site for a real business in Carolina, PR. Built, deployed, and paid for in $SQUEEZE, start to finish.
This is what "utility" actually looks like: not a whitepaper claim, a growing client list that trusts $SQUEEZE enough to use it as real payment for real services.
More sites, more clients, more proof — slowly but surely.
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
i’ve seen plenty of tokens launch with big promises
then you check back a few weeks later and there’s nothing
that’s why i pay more attention to what is actually live
with $SQUEEZE you can literally see the ecosystem
candy shop
games
marketer check
burn mechanism
small things add up
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
not gonna lie
a candy shop being part of a crypto ecosystem still makes me laugh 😂
but then you realize that’s actually the point
it’s memorable
you hear “$SQUEEZE” once and you remember the lemon
you see the candy shop and you remember the project
that’s how brands stick
🍋 $SQUEEZE
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
Insane conviction we have here
@Squeezecoinhq
Grab a bag and watch how we moon together
$SQUEEZE
So many interesting stuffs you can find over here….you’d be making the best decision by joining the movement and buying a handful
Go through our website and you wouldn’t regret being a part of this🙂↕️🚀
SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
one thing i’ll always respect in crypto
when holders actually take ownership
$SQUEEZE could’ve disappeared when the original creators walked
instead the core community stepped up
and now we’re looking at a project with an identity, products and an ecosystem being pushed forward by the people who stayed
that’s real community energy
🍋 $SQUEEZE
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
Real answer to "where do I buy this": everywhere. Coinbase, Coinbase Wallet, Phantom, Solflare, Moonshot, Jupiter — take your pick.
$SQUEEZE isn't hiding on some sketchy corner of the internet. It's a community take-over that's up 375% since the CTO, with two real businesses (Candy Shop, Home Town Branding) actually funding the Golden Ticket's USDC payouts.
Wherever you already have a wallet, just drop this in:
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No excuses left..
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SQUEEZE FRESH retweeted
tiktok.com/t/ZP9S13xRTksr3-m… the party is 🔥
