Joined November 2013
Yeah, it's a fatberg
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Replying to @kanyewest
Kanye my name is Jorhon Mülholland. I just want you to know that I still love you. You've hurt my Jewish wife @malpal3 & her community multiple times but theres just something about you I can't let go. I was raised on your music. My wife refuses to have sex w me bc of this. Idc❤️
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Replying to @eeelsd @Pootisberd1
Bro im straight believe me please
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I am a sassy little guy. Lol
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立憲民主党の議員が焼肉店の個室で脱糞とか草 どっかのミンジョクみてぇだなw
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Over at PawPaws house, i am making him eat 12 burgers or I’ll never visit him again, he’s on 5 and feeling very sick, I hate him so much! 🫶❣️
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Ryoter retweeted
every time i shit into the toilet i turn around and take a look at it and i am appalled by what i see
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my aunt is mad at me because i keep trying to teach my 32 year old cousin about Jelqing
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There's no suspense in Young Sheldon. You know he's not going to die
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Ryoter retweeted
remote viewing the grocery store to see how busy it is before i leave the house
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Ryoter retweeted
i literally hope riverdale goes for like 20 seasons and they eventually do time travel and the cast keep reading their scripts and cashing their checks until network tv is abolished entirely as a medium i hope it’s humanity’s last relic of modern entertainment
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tiktok psychiatry has ppl saying shit like “not me hyperfixating on cooking this pasta🤪” mf you focused. Thats called you focused on a task
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専用のお弁当箱を作ってみました。
白米にドライソーセージを刺すと、トリックアートみたいな日の丸弁当が作れます
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Ghislaine Maxwell’s jail cell looks nice asf
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「四畳半タイムマシンブルース」アニメ化決定‼ メインスタッフには《監督》 #夏目真悟 ×《脚本》 #上田誠 ×《キャラクター原案》 #中村佑介 が決定🙌 #8月12日に何かが起こる #四畳半タイムマシンブルース #浅沼晋太郎 @uedamakoto_ek @kazekissa
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I just joigned a random speaking bout ww3 twitter space, and now I’m scared of getting ded 😭
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Image prediction: hoopskirt Confidence: 0.38%
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Why are these mcdonald furbys so condescending
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-STOMACH BURNING AND A SHITLOADS OF POOPS IN THE TOILET THAT LOOKS LIKE DIARRHEA
Kik me sexycunt15