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I've had enough and I know many of you have too. In the mouth of Christmas and before the festive madness begins, join me in the city centre this weekend to send out a powerful message to the billionaire tech bro's and the coffee shop owners. Enough is enough.
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Musk’s interview went great: Reporter: What is your thought on the ban of foreign students, you were one of those kids, right? Musk: “I think we want to stick to talking about spaceships.” Reporter: I was told that any topic is good. Musk: “Well no.”
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Storm #Boelo caused the Barn Owl to take shelter in the barn and box on Sunday morning.
We raised three children and never heard of hand, foot and mouth.
Now my granddaughter and every child under five that I know of has it.
Go figure.
I mean, don't get me wrong. 3,000 is a good Portadown turn-out when at the last one there were more bouncy castles than people. But the overwhelming majority were Orange. There are considerably more than 3k Orangemen in Armagh, the capital of Orangeism.
There are 40k in Ireland.
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A wind blown Waxwing. Three have spent the day devouring apples in the Observatory Garden. @FI_Obs
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This is what solidarity looks like: Two children’s laureates to give royalties to Sally Rooney after her UK sales halted theguardian.com/books/2026/o…
‘Life comes at you fast,’ Eddie the Legal says of me today.
About me responding to the Lidl Lawyer absolutely shitting himself about the Portadown turn-out hours earlier.
‘Only Orangemen.’
‘Not political.’
Then he and Scarvla Lockhart fall over each other to get on the trailer.
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It's very hard to even wrap your head around how evil they are.
המחבלים בכלא לביא ישבו ואגרו מהמעט מזון שיש להם. כף ריבה ועוד כף ריבה, פרוסת לחם ועוד פרוסת לחם, כך במשך כמה ימים, הכל כדי להכין עוגה מאולתרת ולחגוג ביום שלישי, במידה ולא אבחר.
אלא שנציב שב״ס המצוין ואנשיו איתרו את העוגה, והאסירים הועמדו לדין משמעתי, והועברו לצינוק.
הם כבר תכננו את החגיגות, אבל אצלנו נגמרה החגיגה. ביום שלישי אסור לתת להם לחגוג, מצביעים ב׳ בקלפי!
1/ If the TUV manage to surf the Carla Lockhart momentum by recruiting her the DUP is royally screwed.
Gavin Robinson knows that and - especially after that surprisingly large Portadown turn-out - I suspect his efforts to stop that from happening will move him closer to her line.
2/ Is there anything he can give her short of sacking his own dFM Emma Little-Pengelly? (Who’s so desperate to stay she’s tweeting lengthy inspirational Bible stories.) I doubt it. But if he folds to keep her on-board and throws Emma under the Glider he’s goosed. The coming week
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What an impeccably timed visit to Norfolk!!! Nutcracker showed well at Mundesley - still present but not showing as well at the moment.
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NUTCRACKER is showing well at Mundesley, Norfolk! I was certainly thinking it wouldn’t actually happen!
Translation: I will not be speaking because the turn-out is going to be absolutely shit and I need to find a way to offset another ball-shrinkingly thorough embarrassment.
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Happy 19th birthday to Joe today. We have just come back from the cinema. I think that’s the first time in long many a year actually doing something for his birthday. He is growing up into a fine young man going at his own pace. 💙 💕
REVEALED:
The Haribo bag that Gavin Robinson shared with Carla Lockhart on the flight home yesterday.
A passenger said: ‘Sums up the journey very well.’
‘Here we stand, we can do no other,’
Went up the cry from brother to brother.
‘But if it’s blowing a storm from the west,
‘We’ll ask the Chief Constable to scoop Barra Best.’



























