Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic) header
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic) profile picture

proud butch ⛓️ a good dog U・ᴥ・U ❣️// I make earrings and bad jokes // chronically ill // chronic vitamin c deficiency 🍊

they/he
Joined November 2014
Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)Photo by Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა (@srmajistic)
There’s a piece of you in every flower I see 💘✨💐
1
1
21
it came to me in a vision
3
1,226
7
6,482
30,955
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
223
3,592
350
60,130
1,200,962
Happy birthday to my beautiful wife ♥️ I would not be who I am without you, thank you for being my femme ❣️ @barklikegod
1
7
220
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
2
79
1
775
6,445
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
the key to a woman’s heart
66
2,342
135
19,669
176,469
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
Estou fascinado por essa imagem desde a primeira vez q vi ela
174
3,696
177
35,056
473,504
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
Jeremy Renner has been removed from the digital release of ‘THE ODYSSEY’. (via: Deadline)
32
540
33
15,592
354,128
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
it came to me in a vision
93
9,810
226
61,925
692,527
After a very long day with no luck, I found out I won the lottery and will have 2 UPCs coming to me soon :,)
Went at 3 am to wait in line at target this morning and was 27th in line but stock was limited and they sold out of everything 30th, just had a bunch of delta reign :// and then waiting 3 hours in line for Walmart for basically the same thing -
64
Went at 3 am to wait in line at target this morning and was 27th in line but stock was limited and they sold out of everything 30th, just had a bunch of delta reign :// and then waiting 3 hours in line for Walmart for basically the same thing -
2
1
131
It sucks because like ppl camped out last night and the stock was so limited I didn’t have a shot.. UNTIL I check my bank account when I got home and I was wondering why I had another Walmart charge to then see I won the upc lottery for 2 of them :,) it made up for today!!
49
Meeeeee
They were so happy to be bald…
1
112
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
They were so happy to be bald…
1,071
72
21,443
331,034
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
How it feels
2
246
7
1,674
17,933
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
my 13 year old cousin said this is his aesthetic
94
4,611
72
35,297
237,550
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
Digital collage of my friend's cat, Suki
24
699
8
12,498
83,605
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
I just shoved nothing up my pussy #nothing
23
2,810
46
27,814
166,958
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
genuinely what the fuck do we even do in a situation like this
86
712
25
12,100
121,469
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
40
5,011
309
33,120
736,786
Sam ૮ ・ ﻌ・ა retweeted
25
1,829
38
14,982
85,970