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heard a teenage boy in the park saying to his friend “do you know what the chain of command is? it’s the chain I beat you with until you listen to my command.” he’s going places.
rory retweeted
she say do you love me i tell her only partly i only love my uncle and his pussy im sorry
rory retweeted
Gay pirate: ahoy there me lads
See how there was no indication of his sexuality other than my label? Would you have even known otherwOh my god hes plundering mad booty nevermind JESUS he's making them walk the plank #InnapropriateUseOfPegLeg its getting jolly up in his roger😭👀
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my mommas so poor she walks down the road with one shoeeeee😭😭😭😭😭😭😭and if you ask her if she lost a shoe she says no i found oneeeeee😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

































