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Thanks The Bronx for spending 457 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Mexican Summer. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/7nqS…
It's just gone 7, which means really its just gone 8 so I had a lie in,but I'm also up early. Im so confused.
There is a word for people who take pleasure in the suffering of others. And they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near government.
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God I'm god germany are shit too RN #ENG
Pretty sure the white power ranger is definitely being shunned right now.
'Wow! That's crazy!!' Is the absolute correct response to 99.9% of all sentences uttered by those under 7 years of age.
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How do the "I Don't See Color" people see "Black on Black" crime?
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Heading to @NASSfestival Today for some more living in tents ⛺️ don't forget ya suncream peeps!
You are never more than 5 minutes from an Ed Sheeran song.
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Whose balls do we have to moisten to get to play with @monstermagnetnj at Brudenell Social Club in Leeds next month? – at Barnsley, England
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Christ. I think the fried chicken has a higher IQ than the lass serving it. #kfc
Can't wait to play live for #RSD17 in Huddersfield at VINYL TAP tomoro! Sam, and the #RELICS boys! #radio6
When you do your full weekly shop and they ask 'do you need bags?' And you say 'yes' and they give you 2 bags.#VeryBritishProblems
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Walking a different route back to work because you already said 'no thankyou' to the big issue seller #verybritishproblems
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Did another drumming. New @relicsriffs tracks well underway for the new album! 2 more tracks then we done!! #riffs #hardcore #punk
is it black coffee? Have u tried white coffee to try neutralise it? 2 sugars is best.