poppy, hammer of demacia

Poppy! The hammer of demacia and A̶ ̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶s̶l̶u̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶v̶e̶i̶g̶a̶r̶ She had fought @SmolAndEvil and came back the same...? No one seemed to notice she couldn't exactly sit correct, and there were some small black spades on her body with a small v...

*sigh* work sucks, can i just suck some yordle cock please~ i need it so bad rn

Ahh~ your average day in bandle city. Yordles gather around @SmolAndEvil and worship him all day while small dicked cucks just watch in astonishment and horror as the ones they used to love are worshipping some black dick~ sorry cucks, can't help nature's order~

Sorry cucks~ @SmolAndEvil is just so much better than any of you limp dicked cucks~ (be glad she's even allowing you to look at her ass, even vex is a #stackpig )

;) average day with @SmolAndEvil

@SmolAndEvil it's forcing me to use the chat dms instead of the normal ones 🥲

What? Noooo... that would NEVER happen~

Pov: you beat poppy in lane all game and invited her to your party~

Welp, it's offical @SmolAndEvil beat poppy so bad she became more than just a slut... she became a #stackpig nothing more than a body for veigar to fuck, beat, and abuse, all for his pleasure. Not even caring about poppy's, though she loves every second of it!

Poppy almost always buys every size increasing item? You wanna know why? Just look at that pretty little spade on her ass that's ripping through~ she really must like the feeling of having a big ass A̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶v̶e̶i̶g̶a̶r̶

And i wouldn't have it any other way~ it's why i build tank items on adc's so you have more time to fuck me into the ground~

Oops, looks like i fed @SmolAndEvil again~ it's ok though! He clearly deserves it after carrying me to the elo im at, so why not throw my elo in the trash so he can climb higher than ever before, in power, rank, and ego~

Xayah! The slutty bird with eyes for one man, @SmolAndEvil He showed her just how good yordles can be~ she's owned by veigar only! oh and that shrimp dicked cuck rakan, he's usually watching the livestream jerking his ⬜️🍤 to her getting absolutely pounded by veigar~

"Ahh, kindred~ thank you for feeding me so much, i know this is what you truly wanted isn't it? After 6 failed ganks to try and get your team ahead, all you did was make me a stud~ now, take my glorious seed and go back to fountain, i know you'll come running right back~"

Pov: veigar stomped you all game, has 1k stacks, his team is refusing to end the game, and your team is denying the ff 1/4~ seems like someone needs some reprogramming~