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ᅠᅠ 《 you're so pretty when you lie to me. 》 || MDNI. 21+ content.

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Joined August 2025
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ᅠᅠ 《 tell me how a modern human should be. 》
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𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙂 𝙍𝙋 𝘼𝘾𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒21+ 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙂 𝙏𝘼𝙎𝙆 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙓 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 ↺ ₊ ♡ 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎
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a blush? cute. he might be able to get more of those from her. " would you like me to help you now? I have a car. it's a Sunday. not much to do anyway. " his hands were buried in his pants as he was ready to let her lead the way. he knew he shouldn't be alone with her. +
Replying to @ledbywoe
“ it depends . since you were willing to carry people's groceries ... maybe you can help me carry some boxes to the local radio station . ” yes , joanna . exploit the new guy .
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+ people would talk. Joanna was already the talk of the town. so was he. this would make her stand out more...
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he knew why they were staring. he had the bad idea of going for a jog shirtless this morning. if he was being honest, he was trying to get her attention after his first bad impression on her in the park. only they managed to see him first. he wanted to see if he could make her +
Replying to @ledbywoe
lay low . in a way they had that in common . among her mother being buried here . “ it seems you left quite the impression on these ladies . they can't stop staring . ” fresh meat and all that .
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+ blush a little. her skin was so pale, even if she seemed to go outside a lot. " yeah, I helped them carry their groceries last night. you know how od ladies are. let me know if I can help you with anything. anything at all, Joanna. "
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he was being polite. he already knew her name. he did not ask anyone. it was that easy to eavesdrop around here. a young woman in a graveyard, alone, there wasn't that many around here. he observed her with a softer smile. she seemed so small next to everyone else like she +
Replying to @ledbywoe
gossip and people watching closely . every time she stood at the cemetery the gossiping hags talk about someone's hair color being too bright , someone cheating on their spouse etc . she pulled her hand away and tucked it back in her coat . “ did you like the mass ? ”
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+ was scared of bothering him. " I liked it. it was a little more... dead than I am used to but, I could get used to it. the quiet I mean. what about you? " he already knew she probably liked it. there was a comfort in the habit, in knowing what would tomorrow await.
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Kyle was just trying to lay low. the only benefit to being in a small town was how slow the internet was if any of them wanted to look him up, they would have to use the library. a laugh escaped his lips as he looked at his feet, kicking a rock away from them. +
Replying to @ledbywoe
“ you're a curiosity to these ladies , hm ? ” no , she wasn't stalking him . she is indeed ... nice .
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+ " I am a curiosity to a lot of people here. I feel like a celebrity. " he tilted his head and extended his hand at her. " Kyle. what's your name? "
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it would be very wrong of her to do that. she would never do that though. she is nice. Kyle was waiting in front of the church, talking to some of the moms. he was the new face in town, fresh meat, so of course they would all run to him. but he still took the time to wave at her
it must be a mere coincidence to meet him there . she wouldn't follow a person . that would be wrong , no ?
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it feels like she is following him at this point.
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ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ❝͟ 𝔦 𝑯𝑨𝐓𝐄 this ᅠcity﹔ mostly, 𝒾 𝖍ate when she cries. ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⤿⠀to⠀kill.xn--6ii a⠀𝓶𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝. ⠀ ⠀
my will is mine. i shall not make it soft for you.
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he is going back into the world, trying not to give in to his " old habits ".
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she can pretend to be unbothered but, he knew better. a smirk creeped onto his face, before he popped his gum. he was going to enjoy annoying her for a little bit.
she too expected to be ... 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 . sunglasses pushed up the bridge of her nose and leaning back , palms flat on the blanket . she pretends to be unbothered .
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sunny it was. but he was expecting things to be more quiet since the gardens were vast... and yet, here she was. sitting near him.
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he could do with a pie.
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ᅠᅠ 《 tell me how a modern human should be. 》
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overview. character based on Max from the "Dead End Dinner" audio series by Quinn. Max had his sentence minimised due to a better lawyer and defence than he expected. after changing his name to 'Kyle', he is trying to lay low.
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account will contain sexual and dark themes such as domestic violence and stalking. limits will be discussed in DMs if we have never written before. writing partners must be 20+. colouring psd used, TIME OUT by waatsoned on DeviantArt.
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