Showrunner, Writer, Comedian, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel. The Characters Agency. #GoSensGo ALLY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Toronto
Joined February 2013
In 74 AHL games before this season, the Senators 6'7" RHD prospect Djibriil Touré had 3 goals, 7 assists, 63 SOG, 176 PIM. THIS SEASON, with 6 games played, Toure has 1 goal, 2 assists, 10 SOG, 6 PIM. 👀 Small sample size but a great sign for his development! #GoSensGo
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43 shots on net and 2 goals. With their Sv% about to drop significantly the SENS will need a finisher if they want wins. Halttunen is in BEL with 5 goals, 3 assists and 20 shot in his last 5 games. Halliday-Stützle-Halttunen HOW DO YOU NOT GIVE THAT A TRY THAT? #GoSensGo
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The first words out of Travis Green’s mouth back in the locker room better have been “You play like that this entire season, you’ll be holding the Cup when it ends.” #GoSensGo
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Just pointing out that Brady does not own jerseys that get thrown onto the ice in OTTAWA because this is no longer his fucking barn!
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Asked and answered! 😍 #6teen
I wonder what photo of him and nikki jonesy has in his room
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My fanduel parlay for Wednesday: - Sam Bennett runs Ullmark in the first 10 minutes of causing a season ending injury. - Ottawa loses so badly they drop to the bottom of the standings. - Bettman strips Ottawa of their 2027 1st round pick due to an illegal trade made in 1904.
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Vance: "Your wife was precious. Now, as for accountability for mistakes this administration made which caused her death, I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up about that right now." #VoteBlue
Vance is confronted by the emotional husband of a soldier killed in Iran War and acts like he had no idea anyone ever died: Q: It's a hard price to pay. There's a failure in the leadership. How will the leadership be held accountable? Vance: If there were failures... This is the first time I've heard of this.
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Fans are screaming for Burakovsky to be benched/waived. The guy has 0 pts, 2 SOG and can’t seem to win a board battle. Meanwhile Travis Green has him 6th among fwds in PP TOI/GP. Ahead of Pinto, Eklund, Zetterlund, and Greig. This madness must end!
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Ottawa needed 2 top 6 wingers after trading Tkachuk. They acquired 1, Eklund, and he’s out for another 10+ weeks. The other pick up, Burakovsky, looks awful - 0 pts, 2 SOG in 5 GP. Staios has a few days to work the phones, and he damn well better be! #GoSensGo
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The Habs are up to their old tricks. 8 games played. 1 regulation win. 9 points on the season. Still waiting for the NHL to smarten up and move to a 3-2-1 point system.
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How are the refs missing these obvious calls against the Flyers??
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Wow. Started with writing a letter but then it escalated so quickly!! People sure do love #6teen 🤣🤣
Replying to @standupmonkey
PLEASE TERRY IM ON MY KNEES WHAT LETTERS DO I HAVE TO WRITE, WHOS DICKS NEED SUCKING, ILL DO ANN Y THinG FOR A 6TEEN REBOOT
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My guess is, if the Flyers are down by 2 or more at any point, this game will get stupid and violent. No sense risking Sandy’s injury being re-aggravated by a dirty hit. #GoSensGo
Still no Sanderson? What's the update?
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I hate idiots who celebrate this stuff. And no, you don’t sound tough when you say “go watch curling if you can’t handle hockey”, you sound like the idiot you are.
Nikita Zadorov picks up 4 minutes in penalties on this play, including minors for elbowing and roughing 😬
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Oh how I miss writing 6teen. I actually wrote a couple new episodes just a few years ago when a reboot got very VERY close to happening. It brought me so much joy! Wish I could release them into the world but… lawsuits…
Why does terry mcgurrin write all yhe funniest 6teen episodes no actually can we talk about that
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“We wanted the facts, so here with us now is famous liar Tim Peel.”
Not at all, you guys booed him in Canada and booed the American anthem. The blame is on you guys.
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We best brace ourselves for Alfredsson becoming the Leafs head coach before the new year. #GoSensGo
Very odd answer from Jim Hiller post-game on McKenna’s benching: “We wanted to get him out there. And I just didn’t get him out there…and now I’ve sat him for so long. So I probably should have got him got out there early in the 3rd. And I didn’t.” @sdpnsports
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Finally got back into cell range after 5 days of brutal canoe camping and insane portaging through Temagami. Just checking #GoSensGo scores. Sat and Mon - 👍🏼 Tues - 😳 Was that Errson or the whole team?
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Omg. 😂 By 2028-29 it’ll be “I’m just happy to be around the guys every day and staying game ready in case they need me to step into the line up at some point.”
“He can make plays when needed, but his simple game, and just he doesn’t give up anything. He’s always in the right spot, and it’s been fun playing with him.” B. Tkachuk on playing alongside Eller.
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I’d love to see Pinto take a few LW shifts with Stützle and Batherson. What a nightmare for the opposition that would be!
january 2nd is fucking brutal ☹️
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