Donatas Staneika

Closing one of the best Comedy Clubs on the planet tonight. #standup #comedy #hotwatercomedyclub @HWCCLiverpool

Thoughts on Ed Sheeran controversy. #edsheeran #standup

Mom, can we have London at home? No, we have London at home. London at home: – at Poplar, London

You heard it here first: It's Coming Home!

since Anthony Joshua knocked out Jake Paul on Netflix, which was the most surreal moment since Lando Norris won the F1 title, which was the most surreal moment since Wrexham got promoted to the Championship. Damn... I might be becoming a sports guy. What's London done to me?

I'm not a sports fan, but watching England take out Mexico was the most surreal moment since Justin Gaethje defeated Ilia Topuria at the White House, which was the most surreal moment since the Knicks won the NBA championship, which was the most surreal moment

Forget Raya, how do I get invited to Dialog?

It's pulling up home.

Fuck this weather, bring back the Heatwave.

My mayor Muslim, My bagel Jewish, My Christian Dior, I'm back at Angel RAW

Perfect weather. Should be like this all year long. Turn London into LA. Build a beach, put some palms around the city, open In and Out, we already got the Comedy Store, and give every Londoner an American passport. #MakeLondonLosAngelesAgain

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White Lotus but about Eastern Europeans and Brits going to affordable all-inclusive resort in Turkey.