"Levar Burton"

Arizona is wearing a fantastic helmet tonight

Congratulations to Kayden Honeycutt. Truck champion, and his wife has some big, floppy titties.

Are we getting hometown remix lacers? @47

ICE agents at every polling station, 3 pay stubs from your most recent employer, 2 light bills, active driver's license, and a $10 poll tax. #elections2026 #electionday #electionsecurity

Nashville Hot Crispers, Jalapeno Cheddar Smoked Sausage, Chicken Bacon Ranch Quesadillas

Kaitlyn Vincie has got some GIANT titties. #NASCAR #Talladega

Fuck Notre Dame. Fuck Touchdown Jesus.

Sorry Waffle House. I love you, but I just perfected the hash brown bowl

If you're a liberal, I immediately disregard everything you think, say, and believe.

Coffee so black it tries to pay for itself with food stamps

Does anyone else remember 6 years ago when Max Kellerman came out as a huge faggot? I completely lost all respect for him.

Remember when he said he was going to drain the swamp? It's happening.

Emily Kaplan is a cute. #frozenfrenzy

I stopped at a gas station on the interstate. Three blacks working, smoke detector beeping in the men's bathroom.

I had a dream I was on the @dickmasterson show giving a graphic and detailed description of how @aoc made me wear a MAGA hat while I gave her the best sex of her life. Then she signed the hat and made me breakfast tacos. Kinda wish that really happened.

Allgaier is moving

.@__Fergus__ Thank you for including the option to turn off all dialogue in @thecrewgame. That brown cunt at the start, the stupid AI, and everyone in your ear in the middle of races all sound cringe and gay as fuck.

After playing the first race in The Crew Motorfest, I'm assuming a bunch of blue haired, liberal, faggots made the game.

I had a dream that every bathroom I went to had an indian bathing in the toilet. And I know it was a dream, because indians don't bathe.

We should build data centers in Gaza. There seems to be a lot of unused land over there