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Jimmy Kimmel: “Stephen Miller is so racist. The reason he went bald is because his hair was black.” (April)
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As if this week wasn’t already great enough, the Cybertruck just got discontinued!!!!!!
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CYBERTRUCK DISCONTINUED
BREAKING: The Tesla Cybertruck is dead. Elon Musk said production will wind down mid 2027 to make room for Cybercab production.
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They did. 32 million people under 24 years of solid Republican control. They deserve the same celebrations as Hungary’s 9.5M people or Serbia’s 6.6 million people. They threw off their own oppression.
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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Last night, Sen. Andy Kim (D-NJ) told me something I keep thinking about: While Democrats may want to celebrate, they need to remember that this isn't a sporting event. This is Americans sending the strongest signal possible that they are in pain, and hurting, and want help. Now Congress needs to answer that call. It was powerful stuff, and if the party is smart they'll follow his instincts.
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Young voters need to understand something. If you vote with THAT much enthusiasm in future elections, you’ll never have to deal with someone like Donald Trump again.
NYT: Voters between the ages 18-29 swung towards Democrats by 32 points from 2024
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Democrats need to start reminding folks of this ASAP. Go on the offense. Don’t wait for the bad stuff to hit and try to defend yourselves then. Otherwise, in 2028, voters will start doing stupid shit again.
One small issue though, the Big Beautiful Bill takes effect in January that’s going to fuck a lot of people & like clockwork, people will forget it was passed by Republicans.
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"my vote doesn't count"
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“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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This is for Bojangles! For cookout! For Cheerwine, Pepsi, and Texas Pete!!!
New - Senate projection - Polymarket 🔵 North Carolina - 93% (Flip) 🔵 Michigan - 80% 🔵 Texas - 74% (Flip) 🔵 Maine - 73% (Flip) 🔵 Alaska - 70% (Flip) 🔵 Ohio - 72% (Flip) 🔵 Kansas - 64% (Flip) 🔵 Iowa - 54% (Flip)
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"We must vote. We need you. This time it is time to sing a new song. A song that began 250 years ago . The old notes of despair, are no longer resonating." Get out and VOTE today
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Today, your name may not be on the ballot, but your life is. Our families, our freedoms and our ability to build a better future depend on what we do next. Georgia, let’s send @ossoff back to the Senate, elect @keishabottoms, and vote for Democrats all the way down the ballot. If you haven’t voted yet, today is your day. Across the country, I’m proud of so many friends on the ballot, at every level of government, who see people too often overlooked, listen to their stories and work for their right to thrive. Our votes are our voices. Use yours. Bring someone with you. Let’s go fight—and win.
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GO VOTE!!!!! Our future depends on it!!
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Election eve!!!!
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Don’t believe this shit. Go out tomorrows and VOTE
“This Could Be Catastrophic”: GOP Braces for Southern Wipeout, Senate Seats at Risk From Texas to North Carolina
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TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY TO VOTE STOP THINKING YOUR VOTE DOESN’T MATTER YOU COULD BE THE REASON THE WORST PERSON LOSES BY ONE VOTE THAT’S FUNNY AS HELL GOOD LUCK AND STAY SAFE
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT DEMOCRAT VOTERS ARE THE ALL-TIME CHAMPION MVPS OF NOT SHOWING UP ON VOTING DAY NO MATTER HOW PROMISING THE POLLS LOOK, NO ONE IS BETTER AT SNATCHING DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY DO NOT TRUST THE POLLS AND FORECASTS, VOTE TOMORROW, VOTE VOTE VOTE
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS, THE MIDTERMS ARE FUCKING TOMORROW. NOTHING IS WRAPPED UNTIL THE OFFICIAL RESULTS COME OUT. GET OUT AND VOTE. OUR LIVES FUCKING DEPEND ON IT
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Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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Thank you, Sir Patrick Stewart. All good things...
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