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Stolas giggles, kissing back just as hard. Wrapping his arms around Blitz's waist, giving his butt a lil squeeze again.
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  Immediately snickering before placing a hard kiss on Stolas's beak. He loves this damn bird. แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ Keep telling yourself that. Perhaps it'll come true, with enough lies. โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  An extremely offended scoff. โ€œ Pardon ? I am ๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ attractive ! โ€ แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ Like you look any better. โ€ Stolas rolls his eyes back.
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  Dramatic eye roll. โ€œ If it were, you certainly aren't attractive enough for it to be effective. โ€ แ… แ… แ… 
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Stolas giggles, smirking right back. He leans even closer to Blitz. โ€œ Always. โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  A slow smirk spreads across his face before he wiggles his eyebrows. โ€œ You wanna fuck, princey ? โ€ Such finesse. แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure you live with me at this point. โ€ Stolas says, giving him a grin. He kisses his face some more.
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  Blitzรธ slightly shivers. โ€œ It is, dipshit. I'm here every damn night, basically. Fuck, at this point, I'm basically livin' with ya. โ€ แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ Well, we both know how much you love degrading me to begin with. Such a kink of yours, isn't it? โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  Andre gives a glare. โ€œ Well, we both know how much you love getting told how pathetic you are. โ€ That was more Andre than him. แ… แ… แ… 
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Babe. Hehehehehe. Heart flutter. Stolas continues to kiss his face, before squeezing his imp behind and gently caressing his tail. โ€œ Such as every night should be. โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  He scrunches his face as he's kissed. โ€œ I got work. And so do you. Not for the night, though. T'night, it's just you 'n' me, babe. โ€ แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ Yes, keep insulting me. It makes you look even more idiotic. โ€ Snickering.
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  โ€œ Youโ€” You did that on purpose !! Damn you, you unintelligent elephant, you ! โ€ Sniffle, sniffle. His pretty feathers . . แ… แ… แ… 
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Stolas nuzzles him back against, before gently kissing all over his face. โ€œ Perhaps we could. โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  He snickers. โ€œ I wish. โ€ He nuzzles Stolas back, purring softly. แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ Oh, dear! I am ๐™จ๐™ค, ๐™จ๐™ค ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ง๐™ง๐™ฎ ! I didn't mean to knock your precious tea over. That was ๐“’๐’๐’Ž๐’‘๐’๐’†๐’•๐’†๐’๐’š my fault! โ€ He spoke in a mocking tone, trying to hide his smirk.
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  A very ๐–‘๐–”๐–š๐–‰ and ๐–”๐–‹๐–‹๐–Š๐–“๐–‰๐–Š๐–‰ scoff ! โ€œ You filthy, dull mess ! Look what you've done ! I just preened myself this morning, you ๐ก๐ข๐๐ž๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ savage ! โ€ Pouting and trying to wipe the tea off his feathers with a napkin he's summoned to his hand. แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ Mmm. Good, โ€ Stolas responds, leaning over to nuzzle him. โ€œ Can we stay like this? Forever? โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  โ€œ I do. I always will. โ€ He grins back, swishing his tail in the air with his tongue stuck out. แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ You love me. โ€ Stolas repeats, a bright grin on his face.
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  He's sure Stolas could. โ€œ Yeah . . You too. I love ya. โ€ Another small kiss. แ… แ… แ… 
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A gentle smile would spread across his face, tail flapping gently from the kiss. He'd reach up, putting his hand over Blitz's, kissing back. โ€œ I wouldn't be able to imagine a world where you're not in it. โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  He gives Stolas a worried look as his voice cracks. A gloved hand touches Stolas's face, before he leans and presses a kiss to Stolas's beak. แ… แ… แ… 
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Stolas's lip quivered. Shit. Is he about to cry? This was everything he's ever wanted. Is he allowed to be this happy? โ€œ You're all I need, too. โ€ He whispered, voice cracking. โ€œ As well as Octavia. โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  He gently moves to rest his forehead against Stolas's. โ€œ I have everything I need. I got you. I got Loona. Via, if she wants. โ€ He chuckles. โ€œ You're all I need. โ€ แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ I know. โ€ Stolas murmurs, closing his eyes, taking a deep breath. โ€œ I. . . just want everything for us. I want to ensure you that you'll get everything you want. Everything you need. But. . . I don't. . . know how to do that. โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  He nuzzles in, letting out soft purrs. โ€œ I love ya. M'kay ? No damn marriage certificate is gonna change that. โ€ แ… แ… แ… 
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Stolas gives him a loving grin. Oh, how he was so down bad for this man. โ€œ Well, if you don't mind, I don't mind, either. โ€ He pulled him closer.
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  โ€œ Hey, look. โ€ He takes Stolas's hands. โ€œ I don't need t' be married t' ya legally. Doesn't matter. Okay ? You're still . . ya'know . . my husband. In my eyes. โ€ แ… แ… แ… 
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โ€œ We wouldn't be married in Hell, though. In the eyes of the law, โ€ Stolas whispered, rubbing his arms. โ€œ Satan, Blitz, I am ๐™จ๐™ค ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ง๐™ง๐™ฎ. I don't know what to do. โ€
แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ…  He furrows his eyebrows, frowning. โ€œ Well . . we'll . . get married some other way. Could always have a human wedding. โ€ He chuckles. แ… แ… แ… 
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