The Home Secretary @ShabanaMahmood is so out of touch already yet she knows all about the recruitment and retention crisis in the prison service. She has sold out those loyal foreign national prison officer grades,OSGs and their families.The anger from them is palpable and we will continue to campaign on their behalf as they are vital to a vital public service. Steve Gillan Gen Sec hansard.parliament.uk/common…
Zephyr💙 retweeted
Women can “help” with bills.
But men cannot “help” with childcare.
Again, many of you are not serious people.
You need to decide what you really want. Or if you actually really want anything. Because these inconsistencies make you look unserious.
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Marriage is not something I can do with a non Nigerian.
Marriage is tooooooooo eternal for me to do it with someone I will spend 10 years adapting to or will give up some parts of my culture for
The gist has to be steady for marriage to be interesting for me. If I lack things to gist with you I will clock out of the entire relationship
And what gists will I gist with someone that spent their first 25 years in Oregon?
When I can be gisting random with a Nigerian babe and we will end seeing that we know a mutual from secondary school, from different states and we met during Milo soccer competition
We can have random gists about Styl Plus and Paul Play. We can talk about Nigerian politics from way back. We can talk about so many things that both of us can relate to.
Gisting is too important for me in relationships. It's too important. And way back gists are Soul striking
More importantly I don't have to adjust my taste buds. Black Tax also is a community responsibility for me, many cultures frown at it and I cannot stop that.
Zephyr💙 retweeted
Marriage is not something I can do with a non Nigerian.
Marriage is tooooooooo eternal for me to do it with someone I will spend 10 years adapting to or will give up some parts of my culture for
The gist has to be steady for marriage to be interesting for me. If I lack things to gist with you I will clock out of the entire relationship
And what gists will I gist with someone that spent their first 25 years in Oregon?
When I can be gisting random with a Nigerian babe and we will end seeing that we know a mutual from secondary school, from different states and we met during Milo soccer competition
We can have random gists about Styl Plus and Paul Play. We can talk about Nigerian politics from way back. We can talk about so many things that both of us can relate to.
Gisting is too important for me in relationships. It's too important. And way back gists are Soul striking
More importantly I don't have to adjust my taste buds. Black Tax also is a community responsibility for me, many cultures frown at it and I cannot stop that.
Gordon is so bland, slow, no force, pace, bite, power up front.
Bernal, such an unserious player.
#AtletiBarca
#AtletiBarça
Zephyr💙 retweeted
You want to understand what family looks like , read this .
My husband is the least financially successful among his siblings, but what his family did for us recently brought us to tears.
He used to work with one of the banks in Nigeria, but lost his job when the bank's operating licence was revoked after it failed to meet the Central Bank's regulatory requirements.
Things became really difficult for us after that. I had to take up the full financial responsibility of the family, but that wasn't even the issue.
My husband gradually became the person everyone in his family called whenever something needed to be done.
His younger brother is a medical doctor, his elder brother lives abroad with his family, and his sisters are all married and doing well.
When his sisters got married, he was the one who cleaned the family compound. Everyone said he was the only one available.
Even when my sister got married, he helped set up the canopies. He told me it was the only way he could contribute since he couldn't support us financially.
When Papa fell sick, everyone agreed that my husband should take care of him. As usual, he was the only one available.
He did it happily, always praying that God would make a way for him someday.
Earlier this year, Papa passed away. He was buried according to tradition in August 2026.
Then came the day his Will was read.
What happened that day is something I will never forget.
Zephyr💙 retweeted
🚨 NEW SNIPPET 🚨
👥 SHODAY, PERUZZI & ZLATAN
📀 9-5 (MOTION BOYS)
HOW’S IT SOUNDING? 🔥
When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.
Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.
Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.
An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.
I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"
Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.
But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.
But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.
Zephyr💙 retweeted
Blessed are the election riggers for they shall see God.
Obidients, Rig and Die is a call to anarchy. You have no constitutional right to kill anyone. It is the duty of security agencies to deal with electoral offences. #SayNoToElectoralViolence
Zephyr💙 retweeted
So if you are not earning £50k and above. You have to wait 10yrs for ILR. Manhood. But if you are in care and earning at least £25K you will be eligible in 5yrs. As long as you came in before May 2025. 🤣











































