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starty

@startypoof

meow

 Florida, USA
Joined January 2020
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Coworker just seriously looked at me and said and I quote “really? chips? This early?” Just say I’m a fucking cow
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mazzy
@mazzypopstarNov 4
me saying goodbye to the r word now that woke is back
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If your boyfriend is blue, he is not your boyfriend, that is your girlfriend.
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It’s a chud world after all it’s a chud world after all it’s a chud life after all
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I’m so angsty today
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KNOCK ✊KNOCK!✊ 🍆DICK🍆 OR 🍭TREAT🍭 GIVE ME 😍😍SOMETHING GOOD😏 TO 😛🤤😋EAT😋🤤😛. It's 🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻whore-o-ween🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻 and 🫵you 🫵know🫦😏 what🎃 that👻 means🫦. It's ⏰⏲️time⏰⏲️ to go 🥾🚪door 🥾🚪to door ✊✊asking👀🥺 for some 😵‍💫🫪🥴HARD🥴🫪😵‍💫 candy to 😲🤤SUCK🤤
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Me rn
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I need to meet the man/woman who was jorking it as the second tower was hit and ask them the very important question of: did you continue?
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If a man listens to the same indie music as you he is gay
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Just dropped over $200 for my family that don’t even fw me fr
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Gayson tatum
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Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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No I’m actually sick to my fucking stomach
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I love making my coworkers feel old
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Reading on the stairmaster is D1 larping
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Constantly having a panic attack 24/7
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Yearning for a cig
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gunnar@GunnzMetzgerOct 20
me in the executive business meeting saying shit like i'd love to buttfuck what mark just said
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Fallon@filthtofilthOct 20
You jack off all trades?
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