I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Broke Poet. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud

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Joined February 2009
i am the last living celebrity
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The Illuminati killed Stanley Kubrick because they thought he portrayed the medical profession in a negative light in Eyes Wide Shut
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the most important part of writing is all the time spent not writing
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walt is so fucking stupid lol
Breaking Bad🔥📺
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I don't think the Marquis de Sade is considered classic literature
I can not stand people like her like every second of her video is filled with such baseless arrogance
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Lindsay Graham is dead now not really relevant anymore
The progressive news outlet “Young Turks” is set to publish a story about a gay, closeted US Senator on Thursday.
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I was joking but lol
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if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it
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When you “they/them” a trans woman to take her down a peg… slimy and gross! lower than a snake.
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using my big fats tits for evil <3
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I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter.
We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful
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Thanks for all the help, it really does help a great deal.
Rent and bills have got me wiped, if you are able to help it eases the burden of gas and groceries quite a bit. I very much appreciate it!
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the most vicious harassment i and my loved ones have ever received came in the days after Rowling targeted me personally, posting uncensored images of my account to her millions of followers calling me a man in a dress. i had just turned 21, and had less than $100 in my account
J.K. Rowling has published a new essay defending her views on the trans community and calling out trans activism in the 21st century for being "elitist." "My views haven't changed... what to me represents no change at all in my political or ideological outlook has, in recent years, seen me and women like me subject not only to criticism but also to death threats. This is because we oppose the current, dominant strain of trans activism, which holds that a man who declares himself a woman is, literally, a woman, and is therefore entitled to be treated as a woman in all contexts..." variety.com/2026/tv/global/j…
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those are not my best hours
how attractive are you from 1-10
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Jerry Maguire "show me the money" Just a little film quote for all those film heads out there
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fat women are SO hot
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Has anyone seen that documentary where L*x W*lton joined an actual cult that is shown on camera doing very harmful things. The worst part is, I think she just did it for attention.
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I paused this like halfway in for a bathroom break and had this moment when I sat back down of like “oh god I have nothing to say about this” panic thinking about writing the review later.
Replying to @queenbuttpirate
#1246, Night of the Demons. One of those 80s cult classics I just never got around to.
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