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Too HOT to handle...too COLD to hold. - TikTok - https://xitter.gq/t.co/8B1MxKts9H… - Youtube - https://xitter.gq/t.co/x9QbmUUDJz

Canada
Joined March 2020
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Absolute fire, take a slice of spicy pizza and spread hummus on it. The best.
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I am going to get so Fit now. Or do I need more?
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My job yesterday was interesting. The tenant had these all over the kitchen and fridge, they were all full and rotten.
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Went to Drumheller recently for work, if you like Dinosaurs, this is the place to be.
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I love this mug, Ekho and Ouzo got it for me.
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Ekho snoozing on the couch, she had a busy day.
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Hey can we start penalizing players that purposely leave games in Apex already, like why the fuck aren't we. Wake up.
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Ouzo enjoying some snow on his daily walk.
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Murv/Murphy Brown passed away last night on her couch, wrapped in her blankets, with Sara and I, Ekho and Ouzo by her side. I can't stop crying, it really hurts, I love her so much, and miss her so much, I hope she knows how much I love her...I feel empty. She's the best girl.
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Stream food ready, banana and apple with a ginger cookie. Time to Bonk.
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Love this time right before the new Apex season. Where we get all these content creators hyping up the new season, only to drop the game after the first day. What a magical time.
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After so many long years of Sara looking, FB groups helped her a ton. For the first time in her entire life, she got in contact with her Mother from Romania, who is now in France, spoke on the phone, did a video call and cried for a long time. Actually insane, and a huge W.
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Headset/Mic finally broke, been using it since I started streaming. Guess it's time for a upgrade, thank you to Sara's cousins for the gift, appreciated.
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Well my headset/mic just finally broke. If anyone knows of a good mic, or headset/mic for a ok price please let me know. Thanks.
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StaticDistortion retweeted
PSA: big big news for EVERY Twitch users It was discovered and CONFIRMED by Twitch employees that if you watch MORE THAN TWO streams at the same time - you are not being counted as viewer! TLDR: watch maximum two streams if you want to count as viewer and help the streamer
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I bought this frozen burrito from Walmart. What is this tiny thing, women is this average?
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Taking Ouzo on his daily walk.
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Ekho enjoying her new frog bed.
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What did I do to the drop pod to hate me like this? I love you drop pod, why? @FundayGamesdk @GhostShip_Games
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