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Joined May 2021
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This app made me realise unique problems are infinite
My sister just named her newborn baby after MY husband. Not her partner, not an uncle, MY husband. It is a rare family name on his side that goes back multiple generations, and she knew for years that I was planning to name my future son after him.
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“Gimmick” and he was talking about teens joining gangs and killing each other in the streets
I just realized he did this same gimmick on two separate occasions so I combined them for greater impact
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I think Luka legit made me numb to statlines like this
GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO TONIGHT: 29 POINTS 14 REBOUNDS 3 ASSISTS 2 STEALS 2 BLOCKS 14/23 FGM
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He’s not lying. Something has shifted
hip hop is completely over, this would’ve did like 15M streams 3 years ago
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UK government deciding what to ban today
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children
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I can't imagine a worse fate than being born to a Mormon family
The ultimate Diet Coke roulette game! Pure suspense close calls and a massive carbonation explosion right to the face.
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Starmer is the one who started the banning trend
Burnham's Britain: we are banning everything for no reason Average day in Starmer's Britain:
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Without this app i would have never known that this supermarket shit is that deep for people lmao
I hate that I’m such a snob cos it makes me anti social. People will bring a Aldi or Tesco birthday cake to the office and wonder why I don’t wanna eat it. You couldn’t just stretch to Sainsburys!?
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That time were we thought Booker was going to be a superstar was lowkey fun
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Looking back, you can see exactly why they hated him. Bro was this good as a rookie.
14 years ago today Drake also dropped his iconic “I’m on One” verse
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If he was standing there having a smoke or eating a sandwich, they wouldn't have minded.....but taking 5 minutes to pray triggers them...wonder why?
🚨Asda driver parks outside a house, opens the refrigerated van, then spends time on a prayer mat while the food sits there. If your delivery is late and warm, this is why.
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The first video one of the most disturbing stories I have ever heard
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The way people gassing up that white people video tells me everything
The UKs version of the American dream is retiring with a fully paid of £325k house on a pension that is barely enough to cover your utility bills.
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This tweet how I find out yesterday was Diwali
When does Diwali finish? These lot are taking the piss with these fireworks
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Him giving up on Michelle after losing a dance battle always fries me
How the fuck did eldon bag emily and michelle in one season then thalia in season 3 with that shit trim
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Morikawa en space pendant 5h23 qui embrouille des randoms sur l'IA (dernier chapitre sorti le 3 mars)
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This shit kinda fell off after they competed in the internationals
who remembers peak canadian television
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Season 2 Hunter vs Eldon was peak tho
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thank you
Jaylen Brown when asked if he'll talk to Jayson Tatum when the Sixers host the Celtics on Tuesday: "There's nothing to talk about. Check the ball up." (via @ChristopherHine)
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How uk mfs feel calling the police "the feds"
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