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Roy Donk

@staunch_85

I'm outside of space and time Hungry Jacks ambassador Actin’ Crips, but poopin Bloods

 Brisbane
Joined March 2022
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The waiter was shocked when I placed my order speaking perfect Chinese: Me: "Xǐshǒujiān zài nǎlǐ?" Waiter: "Sir, please don't do the eyes"
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When my kid tries to grab the last ice block
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The extended cut of Return of the King was so unnecessary. Did we really need the scene where Pippin and Merry were sucking each other off and Gandalph was watching and was all like "There's more to these hobbits than meets the eye 🧙🏼‍♂️"
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Squeezin some oblong titties, but I'm nervous
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10 Things I Hate About Poo 1: The smell
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Drove down the coast to sit by the water with a nice breakfast and end with a South African bloke next to me that likes talking and thinks Elon Musk is a genuis. Nobody has it worse than me. This cunt is worse than Oscar Pistorius
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I found Jesus. He was at an Oporto in Logan
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🎶 Imagine all the people, living for today 🎶
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Where am I going to buy a towel for $200 now
David Taylor (@DaveTaylorNews) profile pictureDavid Taylor@DaveTaylorNewsNov 4
Reports iconic Australian retailer David Jones has collapsed
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I wanna kill myself here so bad 🫦
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Judge: "Would the sexy pedophile defendant please stand up" Me: "Oh nice 😮"
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Handsome football player Quinton Baker came out as gay to girlfriend moments before using toddler as human shield during bloodbath that saw both killed trib.al/G7ydINv
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Quinton Baker assaulted his girlfriend after saying he was gay, then walked toward Las Vegas police holding their 3-year-old with a gun to the child's chest. Both died; coroner could not determine who killed the boy. reviewjournal.com/crime/shooting… fox5vegas.com/2026/10/29/rep…
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Was visited by 3 ghosts Christmas night and also Uncle Graeme who came with bad intentions
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mx. jopping (@remedialhagging) profile picturemx. jopping@remedialhaggingOct 28
oomfs can you recommend the bleakest movie/s you’ve ever seen? i want to have a desolate experience
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When dad says we can stay up late to watch The Bill
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Been taking Ozempic, but only my cock got skinnier
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Keeping a wedge of pineapple up my ass to make my poo smell better.
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Osher Gunsberg- "Hey Mitch, how are you?" Me- Oh hey Osher, how have you been?" Osher- "It's actually Andrew G again" Me- "You're a fuckhead"
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The Good Doctor is dead. He was hit by a CityCat ferry swimming across the Brisbane River.
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A24, to some, is a movie production and distribution company. But to me, A24 is what Paulie Walnuts would say if he met Kiefer Sutherland
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Just took a shit in the lifeguard tower at Bondi beach to get famous, but apparently they don't make the show anymore. What a waste, it was the size of a Toblerone
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When a girls asks if I'll be able to last more than 40 seconds this time
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