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Kyle Hamilton tells the NBC broadcast about his game-sealing pick:
"Defense needed somebody to make a play. ... I was telling them in the locker room, we don't get paid for overtime, so we're out here for free and I was trying to get home as quick as possible."
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they’re floating letters of marque to take out the cartels
If you’re looking for an effective, efficient, @DOGE-compliant way to combat Mexican drug cartels—especially those now threatening to target U.S. planes deporting illegal aliens—you will really like this thread proposing letters of marque and reprisal as a possible solution!
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Lamar Jackson is the only man on the planet who is allowed to tell Derrick fucking Henry “no” when he asks for the ball on 3rd & 1 to seal the game.
These 2 are legendary.
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*gets stabbed at one of my fishing spots*
911 operator: i need your exact location
Me: nevermind
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Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal
