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Joined November 2010
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The scholar’s You Can See Everything
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Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield
Trump: "We were losing on average to death 3 people a week. And now we don't have that."
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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It always amazes me this was a post Covid tweet. It has so much 2015 aura
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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I suppose every generation sees this eventually but I’ve seen it so often recently. Seinfeld effect is very real in media. Some things were so revolutionary and bold at the time that they become the new normal so they seem tame and stale in retrospect.
not to put op on blast bc i understand where this take comes from but this is a classic case of the seinfeld effect: jump-era jojo only reads to modern audiences as "unpretentious popcorn shounen" because popcorn shounen has been following the jojo formula for 30 years lol
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Halloween may seem slow and boring to modern audiences who lack context of what horror was like prior to it. It changed the game. The idea of a serial killer targeting teens in a safe neighborhood was pulled from the real life Atlanta child murders and was terrifying in the 70a
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this is what $700 a month rent in Pittsburgh gets ya
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Chimera Ant arc in HunterxHunter is so funny to recommend bc it’s like “hey what if a story was kinda slow and boring and way too long but by the end it becomes one of the best works in fiction about humanity and the good and evils associated with the human experience”
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I’m sorry for being their target demo or whatever but I’m really excited for how slow-paced and realistic GTA6 looks to be. When I played gta5, I would trying to only use weapons I could realistic keep on me bc the limitation added to the experience in my opinion.
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I love the vocal performance for Tusk. It’s so cute and spooky and silly. They absolutely knocked it out of the park
I'm going to cry
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I kinda wanna make a Jojo cosplay. I’m the same height as Jotaro so that’s the one i should probably do (part 6 so I can explain not being muscular) But I really just wanna do Gyro and try to make steel balls that can actually spin well
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Jojo fans getting their Funny Valentine went on ozempic jokes ready for the character design change
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having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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How is GTA6 210gb when my ps3 is only 160gb? How am I going to be able to play it ??
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Traffic has been so much worse since they created a million Charlie Kirks. Our infrastructure wasn’t designed for such a massive population increase
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This is way too easy bc being naked for one second then not being naked would be so supernatural that no one would ever accuse you of it being intentional or even real. No downside even if it happens at the worst possible moment
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Coastal elite is when a restaurant is 5% more expensive than Applebees
What are we doing? Who cares? We’re arguing about the class signifier of fucking chain restaurants now? Fuckin Carrabba’s centrists, Culver’s Conservatives, you see how dumb this shit is? Jesus Christ man is anybody here an adult?
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Holmes has nothing on him. YCSE should’ve been 5 minutes of Holmes then Nathan says he’s bored and brings William back in to replace Holmes
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