Stephen B. Smitfter

Here's what i don't understand about #WSBLsim You're professionals. We pay you a lot of money to be able to do simple things like put the ball in the hoop. There's no excuse for the frankly abysmal shooting. The complete lack of effortless or evwn carng about it is embarrassing.

According to information from a widely respected salary cap expert, if every #PBEsim decides to spend $136 million then no one will be punished. Is it time for players to demand more? I think so.

New Orleans is taking the World Series. You can have a different opinion but you'll be wrong. this is the most complete team in the #PBEsim today.

My sources inside the Rush organization are telling me that LEIF Kueblerson is threatening to sit out his first game with the team for reasons related to his 500th tackle and get this....college hockey. More on this shocking development as I have it.

I've just been informed that even though it's currently the offseason the @OutlawsISFL have already been eliminated in next seasons ASFC Conference Championship game. #ISFLsim

Huge trade today in @casual_sim as pegend Sko Kueblerson gets moved from the First Giants to the @toronto_rush for a 2nd and two future 3rds. AND the Giants retain half his salary. Can't say Im a fan of the trade but Iceland's fire sale is through, I'll give it that.

I was watching a little #WSBLsim tonight and I think Vancouver might need to A- get their social media together and B- worry a little. No offence to the Anteaters but Vancouver should be crushing them. If this team plays down to it's competition, it goes home without a title.

With the Tahini Classic about to kick off in #PBEsim it's time to look forward to the @NRougarous to let us all down again. @OuterBanksPBE takes it all. Bet on it. Call your bookie. Tell em I sent ya.

Julian O'Sullivan is your player of the week in #WSBLsim Hailing from a long line of athletes also named Julian O'Sullivan, the current iteration looks to continue the long streak of breaking records. And I thought my family was wierd for giving everyone the same middle name.

Tue Tahini Classic is right around the corner in #PBEsim Fun fact. 10/10 of the last World Series champions have participated in the Tahini. #AllFactsEveryday

First week of games has ended for #WSBLsim Thunderbunk is the most overrated player in league history. #NotonmyFantasyTeam

Stevie B is BACK baby!!! Thank you to Sim League Media for putting the truth back out there. Your voice for the voiceless. Your master of whispers. Your rumor renegade. I return triumphant. Sports is my crack now. #WSBLsim #ISFLsim #pbesim #gfsa #scfsl #sbasim #SLF

There are people who don't think that Austin traded up to get CB phenom Colt Mendoza. I'll let the late great Gene Wilder express my view of them.

Pre-Signups for next year's DSFL draft begin tomorrow. According to my sources there at currently 18 players already ready to sign up and take advantage of the league's program to get on the field now. Could this be a sign of what's to come?

All five games won by the joke teams this week. I went back and checked the last time that happened but honestly. I got bored because it's been a while. Sidenote: Research assistant position is open.

The DSFL draft is nigh and and new season is right around the corner. The entire league has a palpable sense of excitement. Free agency on the other hand still disappoints.

I just ran into the new Austin GM (handsome fella too) at the bar and he just cryptically told me that their draft strategy is bringing friends together. Not even sure what that one means.

Feeling cute. Might update my mock draft later

For those who have been asking, Chika Fukiwara has not currently been drafted.