In omnia paratus. $stephaniehall93
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“Ms. Stephanie, do you know this song? O O O O’Reilly Auto Farts OW.”
“Did you just say Auto Farts?”
“Yes...those are the words...”
This is your friendly first Monday in May reminder that year after year the K*rdash*ans ignore the theme of the Met Gala. I hate how much it bothers me.
I haven’t stepped foot in a club or house party in a month of Sundays but I can guarantee that nothing will beat the Travis Porter/Waka/Wale/Big Sean era.
Put it in your planners – #AbbottElementary is BACK with new season premiering February 7 on ABC & stream on Hulu! 📝
I mean yeah you got Prof. Quirrell, but Voldemort is still out there.
Michigan has fired football analyst Connor Stalions amid an NCAA investigation into an alleged sign-stealing operation by the Wolverines, sources confirmed to ESPN. spr.ly/6015uoOzU
Some of the people who waited until Sunday night to start a school project worth 3 test grades became parents and it shows.
4 innings in and we have had TWO challenges on the same base. Also, the bells’ coach is a 🤡.
Yes, I will be referring to them as the bells from this day forward. Go Bravos.
Me adequately preparing for a *NYSYNC tour and then seeing, “*NSYNC & Justin Timberlake” as the artist on Better Place.
Let me very clear when I say, “No matter how this post season plays out, if Ronnie does not get the MVP, I will have lost all faith in baseball.”
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BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK!
#ForTheA
Aaaaannnnnd I’m crying
Mike Norvell’s full locker room speech after #FSU’s 45-24 win over LSU was full of emotion 🔥
He shouted out the job of strength and conditioning coach Josh Storms (@coachstorms)
“They don’t have coach Storms”
🎥: @FSUFootball