Stand up comic that amuses myself and hopefully you too! Smile and enjoy life , it’s too short for hate! #PhinsUp #VegasBorn 🏆 #LakeShow #Cubs #UofU
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Wow this guy can shoot the puck, he needs a contract! 😂 #VegasBorn #NHLAllStar
Hey fuck you @DoorDash , it shows my order picked up and turning down my street and cancelled as they approach?
Never again , I’ll stop being lazy and go pick it up myself
I turn on my sprinklers and 2 minutes later this happens!
We are getting a good douching tonight !
#VivaLasVegas #Rainstorm
We dressed up for a loss , butt fuck it , Kucherov to #Vegasborn start the rumors!
The top spot ranked isn’t just to do with taxes , all of those teams are run top notch and want to win.
Their ownership puts the money where their mouth is.
Second tier , nobody has Edmonton that high on their list as they know McD is leaving 😂
Next question!
This will be the 12th Halloween we have lived in Las Vegas and will also be the 12th time with zero kids stopping by to get candy.
We have less than 10 houses on our street and it’s a half mile long.
Kids want the close houses and easy score while their parents follow in a car
#VegasBorn friends ,
Who is going to CNA on Monday to buy the new Remix Jerseys ?
What time are you going ?
We had Magic Mitch sign little Mitch at the STM event.
He said the baby and momma is doing great and he loves living in Las Vegas! #VegasBorn
Connelly
Lavoie
Bowman
Glass
Shipachyov
Morelli
Coghlan
Cotter
Rondjberg
Brisson
All have what it common #VegasBorn
That last song in the arena said, “nobody can afford Gasoline ya”
Vamos #Vegasborn
This little man is a phenom and has anyone noticed that USA soccer is still behind the rest of the world, help this kid and not punish him.
CALLING THE COPS ON A 3 YEAR OLD IS CRAZY
Nevada is a 3 year old Soccer phenom who had the police called on him in Winter Park, Florida.
His family was allegedly live streaming a game that he scored 10 goals in against 5 year olds.
Opposing parents complained about Nevada’s playing style, that he was holding possession of the ball too much because the other kids couldn’t get the ball from him.
Nevada was kicked out of the league, his family refunded their money and the police escorted his family off the field with a trespass notice.
Punishing a 3 year old child for being too good at a sport is RIDICULOUS.
I can’t wait until the midterms are over and I can stop reporting all political ads to get them out of my feed!
