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Jordyn Woodcock

@stopthinking

If the body was a jigsaw, the pelvis would be the corner piece

 figment of your imagination
Joined April 2009
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Trey@treydayway17 Mar 2025
If there is parallel parking, I shan't be there
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erika@yeeeerika16 Mar 2025
monday again tomorrow? i can't keep living like this
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LIFEISAJOURKNEE@LIFEJOURKNEE9 Mar 2025
Dear self, sorry for unhealthy lifestyle and weird sleep schedule
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissa8 Mar 2025
For International Women’s Day I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.
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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK5 Mar 2025
Maybe i'm someone's Tamagotchi pet and they keep pressing "sleep" which explains my nap addiction, you don't know
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mia@httpsosweet5 Mar 2025
i should be eating tiramisu right now
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Nutella@NutttyV4 Mar 2025
Seven months of vacation is what I need.
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peach
@kittypeachx3 Mar 2025
the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd
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this is what summer ‘23 sounded like
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Samaria
@samariajdavis_2 Mar 2025
can’t wait to lay in some sun
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Mavu.@khuliso_Neels3 Mar 2025
Turn up the radio volume. You are just a girl.
Big S. 🌸 (@Shwe____) profile pictureBig S. 🌸@Shwe____3 Mar 2025
My brakes are making a noise ☹️
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All true crime/religious cult documentaries have taught me is that nothing good happens in Utah
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your other mom
@difficultpatty2 Mar 2025
I honestly didn’t even know there was a wrong way to fill the grocery cart until I met my husband.
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the prophecy but it’s about friendships
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@glindaupland3 Mar 2025
Full performance of “Defying Gravity” by Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande at the #Oscars
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🕷️@natmej1 Mar 2025
Whenever im having a bad day i be like fuck imagine if I had kids too lmfaooo
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ADHD Memes
@ADHDForReal2 Mar 2025
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