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The Brand™️

@strangestatic

I actually have no idea what I’m doing here

 Massachusetts, USA
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Joined March 2009
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“I can't sleep with a fan on" Ok bye forever I guess
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We need to stop only coming together when we lose someone...
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“Don’t tweet that it’s your birthday, you barley use twitter” It’s my fucking birthday!!!
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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my moneys worth.
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Covid sucks. That’s all. That’s the tweet.
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The Brand™️ retweeted
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Toy Robot@justinmatic50003 Oct 2022
Why didn't any of Spider-man's enemies attack him with an enormous broom.
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Stay away from toxic ppl
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Netflix/HULU/Peacock/Amazon recommendations.. GO
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This heat got me 50 shades of sweating
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Name an “old fashioned” name
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The Brand™️ retweeted
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baby smith@itsBABYSMITH2 Aug 2022
i see your forced smile and raise you 1 fake laugh
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Researching how to sleep forever but without dying
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A whole mood
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Which fast food place has the best fries?
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When you’re at a party and the dog comes downstairs
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I want to be talked to but also be left tf alone… being crazy is hard
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Mentally I’m here:
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Chocolate covered strawberries hit different
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How I spend my days: 1. Eat 2. Think about food 3. Eat 4. Repeat
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Mental state: if I was a bird I’d fly into a ceiling fan
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