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PARODY ACCOUNT. Not your dad's favorite shitposter!

Joined August 2021
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We should make all of our elected representatives wear GPS tracking, biometric recording, wearable devices at all times. They should also only be paid the federal minimum wage. They should also be forced to retire at age 60. I'd also like them to have monthly polygraphs
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This was me until I treated my ADHD
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This is unbelievable. Nearly $2,000,000,000,000 has been wiped out from the US stock market today.
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JUST IN: Kid horrified after finding Ed Sheeran concert tickets inside his Halloween candy.
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His greed sickens me
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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Star Trek Online players have held an in-game vigil for Patrick Stewart following his death Fans lined up spaceships in his honor and are calling for a permanent memorial to Stewart's Captain Picard
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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What's funny to me is that "yes" is intrinsicly a belief in the free market! You can't espouse "the free market" and be against this at the same time, it's ideologically inconsistent.
Do you support immigrants flooding your nation from the third world and stealing your jobs?
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17%no
7%undecided(fence sitter)
323 votes • 3 days
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explosions heard on the southern border of Nasdaqistan
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"I don't understand why they're pushing AI so hard when we can all see it's making everything worse." That's because it's not being marketed to you; it's being marketed to governments and plutocrats. They're the real target audience for these products, not you. You are not receiving the real sales pitch for AI, because the real sales pitch would not appeal to your sensibilities. The real sales pitch for AI isn't "Hey check out this product, it makes some web searches slightly easier and it can maybe write your emails for you." The real sales pitch for AI is "This product allows you to surveil the entire population of your country. It can be built into autonomous surveillance drones and killing machines. It can allow you to monitor and control every aspect of your society. It can reverse the decentralization of information brought on by the internet age. It can take away the collective bargaining power of workers and give you the skilled services your company requires. It can nullify strikes, civil disobedience, and even full-scale revolutions, and lock humanity into your capitalist dystopia forever." That's the real sales pitch. It doesn't sound appealing to any normal person, but it makes sense when you remember who these technologies are really being sold to, and why.
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Come with me while I keep the rent low in my neighborhood
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Puttin the ugly in snuggly since 91
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Just found out one of my moots is a liberal. I found out in the process of trying to get a distraction from Sir Patrick Stewart departure from this mortal coil.
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How the fuck did I get so boring? I used to be a hoot. I would go to strange places, meet strange people, do strange drugs and make strange stories. Now I'm afraid to talk to my loved ones because I dread the "what've you been up to lately" question because I have nothing to say.
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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I am a millennial. I struggle with cursive. We are real.
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Liberalism is an ideology of false freedoms.
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*visibly SHAKING in my boots* *GULLLPPP*
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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Online AI detector says Declaration of Independence is 93.2% written by AI.
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I don't have anyone in my life who would give a shit so I'm saying it here: I just beat the elite 4 and rival in Pokemon fire red on my first try! Now I'm going to go catch all of the legendaries that I failed to catch as a kid! Wooo!
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