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Educator, writer, political failure, ex-left, tabletop RPG geek, member of the dirtbag Christian Right and future proprietor of Hop Sing's. Narya/Nenya/Vilya.

Chilliwack, BC, Canada
Joined March 2013
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I spent the summer teaching, writing about and trying to alter the course of BC politics. If you want to understand this election and how it fits into the longue duree of BC and its politics, read this! stuartparkersblog.substack.c…
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Beatings will continue until morale improves.
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One of the best lines from Friends "I'm just crying because nobody believed Quincy's theory."
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Devastating rout for the GOP. Aside from Texas, biggest swings against the GOP have been in states distant from the big social issues controversies around migration, gender, etc. In places where people live in towns and fairly small cities, i.e. Nebraska, South Carolina, Kansas, etc. the Republicans have been about as heavily defeated as they ever have since the New Deal. In other wars, voters not in culture war war zones voted on material, economic issues and found the current administration a level of failure comparable to mid-term Jimmy Carter or Herbert Hoover. Aside from in Texas, the Republicans were able to eke out wins in either very rural areas or places devastated by the culture war.
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When politics was a noble profession, it was expected that you would do it drunk.
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So, seriously, Elizabeth May's political swansong is deciding that we haven't done enough in the past 20 years to enable perverts to wave their junk at kids.
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If you cannot explain your own opinion in your own words, it's not actually your opinion. It's some bullshit your tribe handed you.
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I may be a conservative now but I still think that Jordan Peterson got the whole lobster thing from season two of Friends.
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Stuart Parker, blancmange impersonator & cannibal retweeted
Labour's new law banning conversion therapy will make it illegal to tell someone who identifies as 'catgender' that they are human, report warns trib.al/gsVOlA4
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I am putting on a conference the last week of February and looking for someone who agrees with James Lindsay's Frankfurt School/Cultural Marxism theory to explain it to conference-goers. It's in the Upper Fraser Valley and you'd be paid in food and drink.
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Stuart Parker, blancmange impersonator & cannibal retweeted
This is beyond embarrassing. The @TownofGibsons, British Columbia, apologizes for a Harry Potter display, presumably on account of complaints from a few rabid trans activists who have learned, precisely on account of this kind of response, that they have the power to force anyone to grovel at their feet on demand. Putting aside the fact that @jk_rowling should be celebrated, not just as an author, but as one of the few famous women to be bold enough to stand up for women and women's rights, why do adults not realize that catering to bullies only emboldens the bullies. They will never leave you alone once they learn they own you. xitter.gq/NewWorldHominin/status…
Canada (specifically the province of British Columbia) is so ridiculous that the Town of Gibsons apologized "to those who felt hurt" by their Harry Potter-themed Halloween decor that included a Whomping Willow, Quidditch hoops, and Aragog the giant spider 😐 @jk_rowling
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Stuart Parker, blancmange impersonator & cannibal retweeted
Sincere congrats to Premier-elect Lorne Doerkson. I got to know Lorne through the emergencies file. We spent many hours in debate while I was heavily pregnant; I joked Azalea would be born recognizing his voice! He's a decent man and I know he'll do his best to serve BC well.
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Stuart Parker, blancmange impersonator & cannibal retweeted
Just a reminder that the Alberta NDP wants ridings drawn based on raw population without consideration for whether the people who live in an area are all citizens or not. It's just a fact that more urban areas will have more temporary residents and permanent residents who cannot vote. Demanding rural areas be disenfranchised because Calgary and Edmonton have more people, whether they can vote or not, is foolish and anti-democratic in the extreme. The NDP will scream "geography doesn't vote" because sometimes rural ridings have fewer people than the average Alberta provincial riding. Guess what, non-citizens also DO NOT VOTE. Who could guess why the Alberta NDP loves unchecked immigration and oppose the UCP government wanting to limit future immigration numbers???
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Stuart Parker, blancmange impersonator & cannibal retweeted
Trying to join the EU is like becoming Elizabeth Taylor's seventh husband. It's an obviously doomed venture, but you can brag about it to people who haven't read a newspaper in 25 years.
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Stuart Parker, blancmange impersonator & cannibal retweeted
You can’t turn someone gay but you can 100% suggest-sell to vulnerable 4-13 yo boys and girls that their deep-seated distress about not fitting in, their discomfort and anxiety, mean they were assigned the wrong sex at birth & that social then medical transition is the only cure.
Replying to @theLUCASTDS
What should happen is the removal of the concept of being born in the wrong body. It is a religious idea, unsupported by science, and can take root in children's heads to the point that they become dysphoric about their bodies. Very, very unhealthy dualist cult.
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I just want to say that I don’t think nuclear war is a good idea. Hot take I know.
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I guess he didn’t see what happened to CentreBC last weekend. Canadians want leadership, not a party with no core beliefs other than maintaining the central Canada elitists status quo.
We should fully support a leftist vote split. Yes
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Stuart Parker, blancmange impersonator & cannibal retweeted
Canada (specifically the province of British Columbia) is so ridiculous that the Town of Gibsons apologized "to those who felt hurt" by their Harry Potter-themed Halloween decor that included a Whomping Willow, Quidditch hoops, and Aragog the giant spider 😐 @jk_rowling
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Stuart Parker, blancmange impersonator & cannibal retweeted
Doesn’t matter. Even if Colonel Sanders owns it and is trying to slide in some chicken ads into our news - it doesn’t matter. The man behind it is @JarrydJaeger. And he couldn’t be doing more to try to ensure there’s no editorial bias. He drops full clips from press conferences, asks great questions and brings in voices from across the spectrum. In a time where almost all news is subdivided slop, Jarryds name is the brand. The owner could be the most capitalistic right winger or the most communist left leaner, but the man carrying the work on his back has shown integrity since before Sitka started. In him I trust 🫡
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